Hypnosnoozeritis

The condition or urge to repeatedly snooze and keep sleeping.

More extreme symptoms include: skipping lectures, skipping dayjob, annoying the living hell out of your bedpartner and more.

A: You're late again!
B: Sorry, they said I've a severe condition called: Hypnosnoozeritis.

by HiSmG May 6, 2018

ugliness hypnosis

when a person is only seeing the ugliness and not the beauty of their personality and

larry was ugliness hypnosis when he saw jasy but she has a beautiful and sweet personalty.

by jasminerich June 29, 2009

Technological hypnosis

A mental state in which overwhelming use of technology alters behavior usually negatively, but not exclusively negatively in relation to social functionality.

The men and women lost interest in one another. Instead of taking each other out on dates they stayed home and played with their Iphones.

Joe was really trying to get Sally's attention by making eye contact. She was making love to her Iphone so much she didn't notice.

Although there were 20 people sitting together in a room, they all were on their Iphones and wouldn't talk to one another. They were in a state of deep technological hypnosis.

by Ontological June 23, 2018

Tesla Hypnosis

When you overlook major problems in Tesla cars because the Tesla company's marketing and hype.

<Michael> My new Model 3 is the best car ever!
<JV> There is literally paint chipping off the car doors, you are suffering from Tesla Hypnosis.

by x-777-x May 30, 2022

femdom hypnosis

Femdom hypnosis is the act of a female dominatrix using hypnosis to manipulate and sexually control her client

Man: "what's your favorite kink bro?"

Man #2: "man I've become addicted to femdom hypnosis"

by Username_theif August 20, 2023

Facebook hypnosis

like highway hypnosis, but instead of lanes on a road, it's a social media feed scrolling down, spending time and hours without actually remembering anything seen.

After scrolling for three hours without noticing, he finally snapped out of his Facebook hypnosis and realised it was 2 a.m.

by luedreamer November 29, 2025

snow bunny hypnosis

It is a snow bunny (white girl) who is into black men and uses her body to enchant black men

"Damn she's got him in a snow bunny hypnosis"

by black power and bunny girl March 15, 2025