lamp humper

A moth

Person 1: why the hell would you leave the door open now there are lamp humpers in the house

by hl2 stalker scream: March 3, 2024

Stuffy humper

Someone who humps stuffed animals

That girl is a stuffy humper,

by The dog down the street April 1, 2025

Couch Humper

People who like to have sex with couches.

J.D. Vance is a couch humper.

by Lynch/Fellini August 19, 2024

Heathen Humper

Someone who actively seeks out sexual experiences with someone who has mental health issues

Going to the bar to pick up drunk women and take advantage of them, makes you a real heathen humper.

by Tres Gee July 2, 2023

Hentai Humper

Someone who loves anime that they masturbate to anime and dream of a anime bukakke with them in the middle

Bob: I want to go and have steamy buttsex with Hatsune Miku
John: Don't be such a Hentai Humper

by Fuk yo shi November 24, 2015

WALC Couch Humper

The individual who decided to watch porn while humping a couch in the WALC (Wilmeth Active Learning Center) at Purdue University.

Hey? Did you hear about the WALC Couch Humper?

Ya. I heard he was jerkin his dick in the middle of WALC!

by sillygeese January 26, 2024

Corner humper

Another, more accurate name for campers in shooting games.

I just killed a corner humper and cheered before realizing how lonely I really am.

by oh i don't know October 6, 2016