hoesta

A party of hoes. Also, different hoes every night.

My roommate is out of town. Therefore, I am gonna have a hoesta this week thanks to Tinder

by Gdplatts July 31, 2015

hoesexual

A person who has no qualms with fucking a person with no regard for sexual orientation, gender,mental faculties, or lifestyle.

That person is always having intercourse.

Oh them. They're just hoesexual.

by Gentleman01 September 5, 2016

hoes

dirty ass stds bitchies that like people name xavier

look its a. hoes

by hdifegyf March 25, 2020

The Hives

One of the few mainstream rock bands of the 21st century that shouldn't be slaughtered by The Interhamwe with machetes Bizimungu bought from China for only 10¢ each. The Hives are made up of Howlin' Pelle Almqvist (vocals), his brother Nicholaus Arson (Guitarist), Vigilante Carlstroem (Second Guitarist), Dr. Matt Destruction (Bassist), and Chris Dangerous (Percussion). The band claims they have a man named Randy Fitzsimmons who is they're discoverer\manager\ghostwriter. However, "Randy Fitzsimmons" has been revealed to be pseudonym belonging to Nicholaus, leading many people to believe that Mr. Fitzsimmons is nothing but a myth, and that Nick writes the songs. The band, of course, denies this. My question is: "If Randy is, in fact, a myth, why is he a myth? Why do The Hives insist on him being true??" The Hives were formed in 1993, in a small Swedish town named Fagersta (all the members are swedish). The band make Garage Rock Revival, Alternative Rock, and Garage Punk. Their album, Veni Vidi Vicious, is a pretty much remix of rock music from the 1960s, the song "Hate to say I told you so" is the reason they became known. I become very jovial whenever hearing the sweat sound of their music, a big fan, and believe that this will never change.

VIVA THE HIVES, SONS OF BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by It'sAsh March 8, 2009

hoeslut

A hoeslut is a combination between a hoe and a slut. And it's hella fun to say.

Whoa, you see that girlie over there?
Yeah, but that chick is such a HOESLUT!

by ch3353 December 12, 2006

Whatch ya'll watchin hoes?

When a man walks into a room full of dumb hoes watchin some shitty ass movies like the legend of bagger vance, and suggests that we instead watch Dr. Zhivalgo, Breaks Encounter, and the bridge over river kwai, a lean night. Also used when coming down to make a sandwich and the same dumb hoes are watchin the same shit. Term can only be used by people who like Mayonnaise on their sandwiches (Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr). Now tell me something Urban Dictionary, is that unforgivable?

"Whatch ya'll watchin hoes?" "The legend of bagger vance" "TURN THAT SHIT OFF, I BROUGHT A COUPLE OF DVDS..."

"Hey again hoes, whatch ya'll watchin? I'mma just go and make me a sandwich, with MAYONNAISE... RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"

by Jubbl and the Nigz March 5, 2009

hovestol

That crazy gullable girl in your AP European History Class. Also anything that just doesnt' make sense.

Rob Jackson is such a hovestol all he ever does is jack around and get fat F's.

by Chjodam March 10, 2005