After eating steak and potatoes, you take a shit that first comes out as a solid and slowly turns into a liquid as you progress through shitting and looks like and has the same texture as mud. Now here is where the hot dog comes in, you use the shit you just took as lubrication to masturbate and after you have climaxed, you feed the shit/jizz mix to your dog or cat, of course with some leftover dinner!
by Mister Insidious October 4, 2011
Get the Muddy Hotdogmug. when you are having way too much fun typing and way too horny to realize that you spelled honry wrong. oh and you also want a nice boob fucking w/ extra mustard and maybe a tad bit of mayo.
by Robert Smith June 18, 2006
Get the honry hotdogmug. A sexual act in which the man does the chik up the batty wifout a rubber and then gets her 2 suck da shit off his Pump action yoghurt rifle
by Lord Schubert May 17, 2006
Get the Turkish Hotdogmug. before recieving oral pleasures, a man draws, with a black marker, a pair of studious glasses and various math equations on his jack johnson to surprise the pleasure giver.
so did you get your d wet last night?
no...
what? why not? i thought you had it all set up?
i pulled the old harvard hotdog.
classic!
no...
what? why not? i thought you had it all set up?
i pulled the old harvard hotdog.
classic!
by samuel bissell March 21, 2009
Get the harvard hotdogmug. by bigasianbutts August 29, 2017
Get the hotdog armsmug. A Doody Hotdog is someone who works in a sandwich shop and smiles creepily at young children. Typically, a Doody Hotdog is a male and he has dark colored hair. Sometimes, Doody Hotdogs will give out cookies to random people, typically children. They tend to send of creepy vibes but are really nice deep down.
He is such a Doody Hotdog!
I wish our sandwich shop had a Doody Hotdog.
Children, remember to stay away from the local Doody Hotdog!
I wish our sandwich shop had a Doody Hotdog.
Children, remember to stay away from the local Doody Hotdog!
by howardshipskin January 9, 2013
Get the Doody Hotdogmug. why did you search this up-
WHAT EVEN IS A CAT HOTDOG
HOT DOGS ARENT HOT DOGS THEY ARE CHICKENS, PIGS AND OTHER MEATS
NOT DOGS-
WHAT EVEN IS A CAT HOTDOG
HOT DOGS ARENT HOT DOGS THEY ARE CHICKENS, PIGS AND OTHER MEATS
NOT DOGS-
by cat hotdog July 20, 2021
Get the cat hotdogmug.