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Maryland hot pocket

Putting old bay on a woman’s pussy, fucking her, then jerking off to gay porn.
Doug gave me a Maryland hot pocket last night; I think he’s gay.
by OldBay132 April 25, 2023
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Golden Hot Pocket

When you're having anal sex and pee directly into the anus of said person.
Bro I drank too much before taking that girl home last night, I accidentally gave her a Golden Hot Pocket.
by The Pee Man March 28, 2019
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nigga hot pocket

when a guy shoves a basketball into a girls vagina, steals her handbag, loses custody of his child, and then gets shot by the police
daquavius gave lamonda a nigga hot pocket
rip he died a good death
by anonymous October 7, 2023
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hot pocket squirt

Relating to 'Alabama Hot Pocket'

verb: after having sexual intercourse with a woman & you have blown your load in her pussy, you proceed to take a shit her pussy then make her sneeze so it squirts all over.
My boyfriend loves it when I hot pocket squirt on his dick. alabama hot pocket squirtpussycuntcooter
by Mini Stache Ryder c}-: October 6, 2016
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Carolina Hot Pocket

Opening someones sofa sleeper, pooping on it and then putting it back into the sofa position.
I was exhausted and ready for bed. I pulled out the hide a bed and someone had left a Carolina Hot Pocket in it. I closed it back up and slept on the floor. I'm sick of Grandma's pranks.
by Blaqkjak December 30, 2020
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Master's Hot Pocket

When the dominant male gets his cousin to piss in his mouth while he shits in his cousin mouth.
Bout to have me a nice Master's Hot Pocket with the fam.
by Whoisit??? March 17, 2023
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Midwest Hot Pocket

This is a seasonal event that typically occurs in late summer during county/state fairs, rodeos, etc. Two dudes hook up in a Porta Potty and start scissoring each other and then they shit in each other's anuses.
Two dudes waiting in line at the Porta potties...
Dude #1: I like your cowboy hat bro!
Dude #2: Thanks man! I love your boots!
Dude #1: Hey, a Porta potty just came open, want to share?
Dude #2: Sure bro, the cozier the better!
Dude #1: I like you schlong!
Dude #2: I like your anus! Let's scissor!
Dude #1: OOOOOHHH
Dude #2:: AAAHHHH! Time for the Midwest Hot Pocket!
Dude #1: Shit inside me bitch!
Dude #2: Oh I am you twink! I am going to drop some milk duds in you.
Dude #1: I am going to blast you with the old favorite, the Baby Ruth, you worthless trash!
by Chunkyblue August 14, 2022
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