Hooked on Jesus

Upper class slang for being hooked on cocaine

Rich Girl: I'm quite hooked on Jesus

by Brandybeer July 17, 2006

hoomer

Baby boomer generation level humor.

This old guy has a great sense of hoomer.

by msgul December 25, 2019

L'Hommedieu

amazing last name, for an amazing girl.

L'Hommedieu is the best thing thats happen to me.

by therat1 November 24, 2009

Hooked-On-Phonics

The reading program for fuckholes! woohoo! yes, soo lee is indeed "hooked on phonics". YES YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCKHOLE!!! teeheehee

Soo Lee is hooked on phonics! Damn Right!

by SRL September 26, 2004

You gotta hookup to get hooked up

You gotta HOOK UP, to get HOOKED UP. its self explanatory.

Greg: Sam pass me the mustard
Sam: You gotta hookup to get hooked up (WINK)

by saverrio governale May 15, 2008

horomedy

A horror flick that is also funny! Kind of like a romantic-comedy, but a Horror-comedy (note the cleverness which I can NOT take credit for).
i.e. I thought the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre was funny when the old man was using the sledge hammer on that girl's head at the dinner table!

OMG! Did you see that new Horomedy!?!?! I'm so glad that no one was in the theatre when I saw it cuz I was LMAO!!!!

by Miss Xero April 16, 2008

Hooded Soldier

Hooded Soldier is simply what you call a man's dick that is uncircumcised.

One woman to another: "Girl , that man is hung! Last night after the club that man was on me solid with a hooded Soldier!!"

by Squeakxxx April 4, 2016