hoaroween

When slutty girls dress up in things they would never wear and the other girls can't say anything about them, like in MeanGirls.

-girl 1: what are u gonna wear to Josh's Halloween party?
girl 2: idk, but last year was such a hoaroween, I don't want to be, like, a TV agian.

by blonde_and_beautiful April 29, 2007

Hoardicke

Incredible/Incredibly

Person 1: Whoa, you're so hoardicke intentive.
Person 2: Uhh, you're strange.

by Lalala... go me October 30, 2008

Hoard Diving

The act of diving into someone's hoard. Usually for fun or profit.

Similar to dumpster diving, but instead of a dumpster, it's a private residence packed full of crap.

Pedro went hoard diving in Valencia and found a dead cat and some movie posters from 1981.

Rescuers had to hoard dive to get to the fat old man buried under his hoard.

by dconder July 28, 2011

Hoarder Patrol

Noun. Group of people assigned to get a hoarder under control.

Sheena: If my mom keeps collecting buttons I'm going to have to call the Hoarder Patrol!

by Grinner74 October 19, 2011

Hoardistic

To have the feeling of a Hoarder.

I prefer the old ones however I don't like the old ones being scrapped, bit Hoardistic.

by Hoardistic January 8, 2012

hoargasm

What happens when your hoarder friend finds some random shit that has value to him and is excited about it.

"Yeah dude, he just found a dirty penny on the ground and hoargasmed."

by peanutlicker May 5, 2014

hoarganized

This chaotic pile of stuff hoarders refer to as being "organized."

The hoarder may know exactly where an obscure item, of multiple groupings of said item is located.

May refer to bins, boxes or piles. May also refer to the chronically of newspapers that are in excess of 20 years.

There's stuff everywhere in here. I know exactly where the brown shirt I wore for graduation is, it's beneath the pile of baseball cards, trophies, my collection of decorative spoons, the pile of laundry from 3 years ago, the recyclable containers and the new kitten bed, you know the pile on your great grandmother's dresser from 1933.

That's hoarganized for sure!

by saucymama233 October 5, 2015