Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia 

an amazing beautiful thing that you'll fall in love with. if you find something like that word, you must cherish it. its also a really anoying thing and so many people hate it because it's hard to pronounce.

me: look its a Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
dude: RUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNN AAAAWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia by vbikbb,j June 26, 2017

hippopound 

i have no idea i just mixed up hippo and pound together,

"hippopound is not a word atleast I dont think.. :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

hippopound by everynameitryistakenwhyme July 13, 2017

hippopotacow 

A hippopotacow is a person (usually a woman) who has an abundance of fat and then they speak it sounds like the droning of a cow.

There are many ways to describe your mother but the best is a hippopotacow.

hippopotacow by Mufassa 69 August 13, 2017

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia 

A word used to describe people with a fear of long words. Sesquipedalophobia means exactly the same thing, except everyone just wanted to add more to make fun of people with the fear. When trying to write this down, always triple-check to make sure you get the spelling correct. One does not easily spells a 35-lettered word this easily.

Josh: Hi! I'm Josh. I try to speak words that are less than 3-4 syllables long since I suffer from hippopoto...( skins starts to pale, breathing starts becoming heavy... and now.... a panic attack) DAMN IT!!!!!!!!
Eric: Were you trying to say hippopotomonstrosesquipeda-
Josh:STOP!!!!

Random guy: Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia?

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia by Joshdadestroyer August 26, 2017

hippopotomonstrosquippedaliaphile 

A lover of long words

Jonny is a hippopotomonstrosquippedaliaphile. Not many people are hippopotomonstrosquippedaliaphile.

hippopotomonstrosquippedaliaphile by hippopotomonstrosquippedaliaph September 18, 2017

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliofobia 

Fear of long words.

When I see the word hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliofobia, I completely freak out.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliofobia by Martalak May 22, 2018

Hippopotacrite 

Slang for a hypocrite.

"Jessica says she hates cheaters but she's sleeping with half the school while in a relationship. What a hippopotacrite!"

Hippopotacrite by Alexanderbob June 12, 2018