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Sperman Herman

While wearing a bow-tie, whip out your chode and blow a load in her face while reciting your favorite Pee-Wee Herman verse.
After watching Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, I felt naughty and gave my girlfriend the "Sperman Herman"...she loved it
by The Gerber Gobbler February 26, 2010
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Herman

Coming in at 1:30 and taking a half hour lunch.
Not doing work because can't do side to side or over head motions with arm.
What is he/she doing? Isn't he/she on the clock? Well, he/she is pulling a Herman.
by Dizzle Dana January 19, 2008
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purple herman

1) The act of grabbing and twisting a nipple of another person, one's self, and even occasionaly other mammals

2)a nurple that is purple
I gave Johnny a purple herman yesterday.
by James Garcia July 11, 2006
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hermanolo

Origen: Cartagena, COLOMBIA. Pl. Hermanolos. Def. Aquel individuo del mismo sexo, pero no marica, de quien dependemos como si fuese un amigo (ver amigo), como si fuese un vale (ver vale), como si fuese un hermano (ver hermano) y como si fuese cantina (ver cantina). Se refiere como mija en conversacion directa, en indirecta como hermanolo...
Ayer me meti una pea con mis hermanolos (referencia indirecta, pea directa) ... Aja mijaaa y que? (referencia directa, pea pronosticada)
by Trimalchio February 28, 2005
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Herman

The definitional word you use to describe a human being you see, and cannot distinguish if they are of the male or female gender.
Person 1: Hey, is that a guy or a girl?
Person 2: I'm not sure, it looks like both
Person 1: Well, it's hard to tell with the hair, and those could just be man boobs
Person 2: Let's just call it a Herman, okay?
by dietcola July 10, 2009
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Herman

An Vaudeville entertainer practicing the craft of Hermantry, usually targeted towards the entertainment of children. Hermans are known to wear bright yellow suits, black crew neck shirts, pale yellow body paint, a tight crew cut, and usually have floppy ears. They keep no teeth in sight preferring to be seen with their true yellow colors. Hermans are usually solitary peopl as the craft requires great devotion.
"How did you come to the craft of Hermantry?"

"It came to me in my sleep one day. I just knew it was my calling. And here I am, 50 years later, unmarried, floppy ears, havent seen my teeth since 2010, but no regrets... I brought a lot of joy."
"You certainly were a great Herman, the last of a dying breed."
by The chocolate couch March 14, 2010
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Herman Cain

To push your girlfriends head towards your crotch in hopes of oral satisfaction.
Bill: "Dude, the movie we rented last night was so boring, I decided to Herman Cain my girl in hopes of passing the time more quickly."
Wayne: "That's awesome man, did she oblige?"
Bill: "Hell no! She said she was going to hold a news conference tomorrow with Gloria Allred and tell the world."
Wayne: "Dauumn!"
by battenrw November 9, 2011
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