Hearing stars

The ringing in your ears after listening to loud music

Person 37: Bye mate, did you listen to that new song that I didn’t send you?

Person 26: no it’s so good, headphones weren’t enough so I had to put the song up my arse and now I’m hearing stars!

Person 37: oh wow really appreciate the honesty. Hey do you reckon you could send me a quick video of the stars in your ears?

Person 26: nah of course not, let me know what you think?

Person 37: I’m not listening to it now, it’s very srats gniees!

Person 26: oh wow really appreciate the honesty, hey do you reckon I could send you a quick picture of my ears, I’m thinking of getting metal legs!

Person 37: Oh wow really appreciate the photograph, but I think I’m going to have to pass, looks like it might rain later on so I might have to bump up the fuel prices.

Person 26: yeah all worries no good, I’ve got a load of washing on in the microwave anyway so hope you have a subpar day 💕💕

Person 37: oh wow really appreciate the thoughtfulness hope you also have a lovely subpar 24 hours to come.

Person 26: word’ cum!

by shredded toe nails January 2, 2024

Hear me out

Basically saying that they want a person/character to do unholy things

Person a: "hear me out... Branch from trolls"
Person b: "shut the fuck up"

by anonymous January 15, 2024

Can you hear me now?

A catchy marketing tagline that disappeared from the global lexicon after spacemobile was created

"Can you hear me now?"

"Bro... Stop asking me that.... Of course I can. I have Spacemobile. You a Starlink user or something?"

by MC_Escher January 25, 2024

i hear yanny

When someone says this they mean they heard the N word

*video of dr remix talking about vinegar*
MealPop47:I hear yanny

by Markthepro247 April 15, 2023

Selective hearing

Selective hearing refers to the way people only hear a part of what someone is saying — often, it's what they want or expect to hear — and miss out on the rest.

This tends to cause conflict, riffs and miscommunication in relationships.

It is also very annoying and RUDE.

Sophie Hawker 's selective hearing makes holding a conversation with her a time job.

by CHMedExpert November 27, 2023

Hear me out

Three words you do NOT want to hear when seeing anything.

Hear me out, hear me out.

by The Squiggle Human of Wonder July 30, 2023

so thats what you hear in heaven or..

When you hear somebody sing like an angel.

Girl:so thats what you hear in heaven or..
Boy:No baby, that's coco siwa (jojo siwa but mixed with Shabnam the wengie's personality and coco jones' accent)

by thecharacterwannie July 10, 2022