coat hanger

a piece of wire used to hang clothes, able to be bent and manipulated to perform different tasks, like creating a wreath for Christmas, making a halo, killing unborn babies, and opening car doors

-"Hey dad a just knocked a bitch up what do i do?" "Hang on son I'll get a coat hanger you get the golf club"

-"hey Robbo keep a look out while i break into this car with my trusty coat hanger"

by JMSMD AKA CHOMP November 14, 2007

Haggler

A worthless broke piece of shit who tries to get something for nothing.

Haggler: "I wanna back piece fo 60 dollahs"

After arguing for several hours over the price the Haggler finally agreed to pay.

by MaliciaZintent February 24, 2009

axe handles

A method for discussing the width of a girl's ass without her knowledge. Ass width measured by how many ax handles, laid horizontally, would constitute the diameter of her rear end.

Is she cute?
No man, she's at least 2 ax handles

by Lou Stenspayce October 16, 2004

No more wire hangers

What a stepmother would yell at you if she found a wire hanger in your closet after specifically telling you that wire hangers are just not acceptable. You would then be beaten about with the aforementioned wire hanger.

"You fool! I said plastic hangers! But this...This is a wire hanger! No more wire hangers!"

by Rodney Basil December 21, 2003

Halter Handles

Excess flab that spills over from the underarm as a result of wearing an overly tight halter or tube top.

"that girl should not be wearing that halter top, she has halter handles!"
"but kevin likes girls who have halter handles!"

by kevinlikeshh August 13, 2009

Ham handlers

The hand like hooves of an obese person. Often including an opposable digit. To aid in the handling of hams, or the operation of mobility scooters.

Look at at the ham handlers on that! She really looks like she knows how to handle a ham.

by Escobar Marineros August 27, 2020

handles

word in streetball meaning dribbling ability...how well you can dribble the basketball and perform tricks determines youre handles.

"that player just shoke'em wit his crazy handles!"

by j-la August 19, 2003