Skip to main content

hammocking

The process of laying a length of toilet paper directly from the left side of the toilet seat to the right (or vise versa) so that the toilet paper lies right beneath the anus, thus resembling a hammock; once this is accomplished one defecates on said 'hammock' to test the aim of ones anus and the strength quality of toilet paper used.
I was hammocking at the Wal-Mart today; their toilet paper was single ply so it didn't last very long. I wish I would have doubled up.
by Dr. Can Do November 9, 2009
mugGet the hammocking mug.

Hammocking

Used to describe the activity of laying in a hammock either alone or with others. Usually used in the format of a question more so than a statement.
Would you like to go hammocking? Or Nathan and Jessica went hammocking in the park the other day.
by LifeOfN8 August 9, 2019
mugGet the Hammocking mug.

Hammocking

The act Hammocking can be achieved when two people (or more) of the same sex sleep in a hammock together. This life achievement normally happens at sleep-overs/parties, where more than one person needs a place to sleep. The "Hammockers" will normally be made fun of for sleeping in said hammock together.
The other night during the party the guys were Hammocking together.
by time2rape January 26, 2010
mugGet the Hammocking mug.

hammoking

The action of a girl licking from a mans butt hole to his balls and proceeding with a blow job.
hammoking is when a girl is giving a rim job then goes to a blow job but her tung never leaves the body
by Zach Woods October 20, 2007
mugGet the hammoking mug.

Hamcock

Another word for a very large beefy cock.
Yeah I heard Jake’s been taking wayyyy too many hamcocks in his ass lately!
by theonlytroublemaker May 13, 2021
mugGet the Hamcock mug.

Hamhock

An excess of soft, jiggly, underarm fat where a tricep should be located. Almost exclusively reserved for overweight women.
Look how those hamhocks jiggle when she waves.
by Harry_Balsagna September 26, 2022
mugGet the Hamhock mug.

nut hammok

The pouch that surrounds the testicles and holds them in place. Otherwise known as the scrotum.
My nut hammok really sags after I take a hot shower.
by Ken Hubbard December 12, 2008
mugGet the nut hammok mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email