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Guido Cruisers

Guido Vehicle Models> Back in the old skool day driven by Italians, Jews, or irish, the vehicles of choice was usually a model Cadillac deville, fleetwood, seville, sts, or Escalade. Or a Lincoln town car, mark vlll, continental, or navigator. Also were monte carlos, buick regals or Iroc camaros.
Todays Russians in American will usually drive, Range rover, ,lexus, infinity, bmw or acura. Anything high end import to show off that they can lease because they cant afford to own.
Guido equipment> These vehicles are outfitted with usually tinted windows, chrome rims, fog lights, obnxious air trumpet horns, undercarriage blue neon lights, loud radios(with house music), or xeon headlights. Bascially any add-on they can buy in Autozone to gain attention and look obnxious.
Driving style> These guidos usually drive recklessly and cocky with the seat reclined back very far and lean to the left with a arm out the window so they can be seen

FYI>Russians in Brooklyn are the new guidos while the italian ones are dinosaurs.
They got fly guido cruisers in Sheepshead bay brighton beach brooklyn.
by Tommy Gunzz December 15, 2011
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Guido Walk

To walk quickly without running to make it to a club or any designated area without ruining your clothes, hair, or style.
Guy: What took you so long to get to class?
Other guy: I was talking to my girlfriend and i realized i would be late so i did the guido walk.
by Jteson14 March 7, 2011
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Guido Pump

A way to express any awesomeness that a Guido might find awesome. Taking one's arm and thrusing it into the air with a closed fist many times in a row shouting GUIDO PUMP!!! This action originated on the Frog Bus of West Milford High School in West Milford, New Jersey.
HEY! Shane's on the bus! GUIDO PUMP!!!GUIDO PUMP!!! GUIDO PUMP!!! Hey Muffins, you suck! GUIDO PUMP!!! GUIDO PUMP!!! GUIDO PUMP!!!
by The Muffin Man2312313 September 22, 2008
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guido stache

the moustache is characterized by thin, jet black hair that spreads beyond the boundaries of the lips. this moustache can often be found on guido's who couldn't afford a razor for whatever holiday they celebrate. essentially a thinner porn moustache, this is an instant turn off for most women and an easy joke for most men.
bonney: hey whats up! i just got back from climbing mountains!
me and mp: nice guido stache.
bonney: oh hahaha you guys are hilarious! wanna play chess?
me and mp: your guido stache is off the charts.
by deelsky's_footlongs January 8, 2010
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Guido Werner

In other words Mr. Man, nobody can come close to the awesomeness! Best, Better, Even fucking better, Guido Werner OOO YEAH
O my god its Guido Werner, I need a tissue
by GWADAMN March 6, 2010
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Chin-Guido

A Chinese male who dresses in designer clothes, gels his hair, lives in the gym, short tempered, and fist pumps at the clubs.

This can also apply to Chinese females. A Chin-guidette.
Yo man, you see that fist pumpin' Chin-Guido over there rappin' to your girl?
by Panada Express March 22, 2010
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The Guido Diet

A meal consisting of garlic bread with a side of marinara sauce. for desert, four kit kats. very healthy meal
Michael: "Dude what should I buy for lunch?!"

Sal: "You should go with the guido diet. It's always good if you don't know what to buy."

Michael: "Your right. But I think the guido diet is always good!"
by mjb15 January 23, 2011
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