greasy burrito

(noun)

An intimate move involving:

Anal sex while your partner has profuse diarrhea, and then moving your penis from your partner's anus to their mouth. Closely related to ass to mouth

Alternate forms:

Greasy Taquito (noun)

Alternate form of 'greasy burrito.' A greasy burrito performed by a 'less fortunate' person.

"That bitch of a hooker I hired diarrhea'd all over my dick, so I gave her the ol' greasy burrito"

"Catcher: I feel weird"
*prrrt*
"Pitcher: I hope you're ready for a greasy burrito"
"Catcher: A what?"
"Pitcher: Open up!"

by toasty3000 March 23, 2017

Greasy grippers

Hands, generally those that are particularly greasy, sweaty, or generally slimy.

Don’t even think about touching my hair with your greasy grippers

by Rock bipity bottom June 22, 2022

Greasy Steamer

when your female counter part is absolutely blasting your horn

person 1: hey bro, want a greasy steamer?
person 2: of course, don’t forget the balls!

by PINOCHAPUNISHER69 March 21, 2020

Greasy Frog

The act of covering your partners entire body in lube and beginning to have sex with them as you both jump around the room

Man I tried to give Skyler a Greasy Frog last night. But my dick kept slipping out

by Jerry Springer's Wet Daughter November 15, 2016

Greasy Rat

A smallish hockey player that can easily move in and out of the tough areas one the ice, being effective at both scoring and also getting under the opponent's skin.

"You're a greasy rat, kid", said Kurtis G

by PPPfan September 30, 2021

greasy tony

A greasy Tony is when a guy sticks his dick in old fry oil and plays bongos with his penis on his partner's cheeks

Jim: hey I just gave Samantha a greasy Tony in the Wendy's bathroom
Dave: is that the Korean ladyboy
Jim: yup it took two napkins to get the grease off

by Psychedelic_samuel June 26, 2017

greasy tunes

Cheaply made songs made conveying unpleasant beats that are undeniably catchy

Throw on a few greasy tunes with dirty drops

by AndyPandyPurple December 07, 2016