When a gander isn't good enough for the young male, he initiates a greasy gander. He reaches under his pillow and grabs his war paint, while whispering "a gander is afoot". Upon equipping the war paint to his now partially naked body, paying particular attention to the arse and general arse-area (on the arse, not in the arse!!) the young buck then makes it his mission to sneakily spy on fit birds all evening, without being compromised (Usually from bushes or behind curtains). Once the greasy gander is underway, not even spanking the "greasy badger" would be enough to stop this act of high level pervery on fine young women.
Steve says to Mike: Hey Mike, I'm off down to the shops do you wanna come?
Mike: Yeah, so long as we can pass the netball courts; I fancy a queer Greasy-Gander Mr Steve.
Steve: Alight Mr Mike, let me just finish up spanking this greasy badger and I'll be right with you.
... Some moments pass
Steve: *now donning a tophat and monocle* Could I have a hug Mr Mike?
Mike: Yeah, so long as we can pass the netball courts; I fancy a queer Greasy-Gander Mr Steve.
Steve: Alight Mr Mike, let me just finish up spanking this greasy badger and I'll be right with you.
... Some moments pass
Steve: *now donning a tophat and monocle* Could I have a hug Mr Mike?
by deltaforce_dfb February 20, 2019
by Rock bipity bottom June 22, 2022
The act of covering your partners entire body in lube and beginning to have sex with them as you both jump around the room
by Jerry Springer's Wet Daughter November 15, 2016
by PINOCHAPUNISHER69 March 21, 2020
A smallish hockey player that can easily move in and out of the tough areas one the ice, being effective at both scoring and also getting under the opponent's skin.
by PPPfan September 30, 2021
A greasy Tony is when a guy sticks his dick in old fry oil and plays bongos with his penis on his partner's cheeks
Jim: hey I just gave Samantha a greasy Tony in the Wendy's bathroom
Dave: is that the Korean ladyboy
Jim: yup it took two napkins to get the grease off
Dave: is that the Korean ladyboy
Jim: yup it took two napkins to get the grease off
by Psychedelic_samuel June 26, 2017
by AndyPandyPurple December 07, 2016