A greasy clown is a 40+ year old white cis man who, loves Joe Rogan and Jordan Peterson, is a drunk, breaks into elementary schools, and is generally a level 999 right wing weirdo.
Also has a distinctive bleach fried comb over.
Also has a distinctive bleach fried comb over.
You gotta stop getting black out drunk and swimming in putt putt golf ponds. You're acting like a total greasy clown.
by marie trantoinette December 20, 2018
Get the Greasy Clownmug. Greasy Drew (n,adj) : an Andrew that only comes alive on the weekend. This state of grease typically comes after a bit of alcohol and can be noticed through actions such as slurring his words, or getting a bit handsy with the gender of his choice. A greasy drew is often seen studying hard during the week and blacking out on the weekend.
I always thought Andrew was such a nerd, but after seeing him last weekend I know that he is just a Greasy Drew.
by Natty Frank October 22, 2020
Get the Greasy Drewmug. A greasy Tony is when a guy sticks his dick in old fry oil and plays bongos with his penis on his partner's cheeks
Jim: hey I just gave Samantha a greasy Tony in the Wendy's bathroom
Dave: is that the Korean ladyboy
Jim: yup it took two napkins to get the grease off
Dave: is that the Korean ladyboy
Jim: yup it took two napkins to get the grease off
by Psychedelic_samuel June 26, 2017
Get the greasy tonymug. A dick that has been inside a bunch of gross girls. You can usually tell when someone has a greasy shaft by just looking at them. The more grease on top, the more on the shaft.
by Juicy A June 24, 2016
Get the Greasy Shaftmug. I totally took this chick out to Taco Bell but regretted it later when I ended up with a Greasy Chihuahua.
by jorjerodriguez February 28, 2013
Get the Greasy Chihuahuamug. (noun)
An intimate move involving:
Anal sex while your partner has profuse diarrhea, and then moving your penis from your partner's anus to their mouth. Closely related to ass to mouth
Alternate forms:
Greasy Taquito (noun)
Alternate form of 'greasy burrito.' A greasy burrito performed by a 'less fortunate' person.
An intimate move involving:
Anal sex while your partner has profuse diarrhea, and then moving your penis from your partner's anus to their mouth. Closely related to ass to mouth
Alternate forms:
Greasy Taquito (noun)
Alternate form of 'greasy burrito.' A greasy burrito performed by a 'less fortunate' person.
"That bitch of a hooker I hired diarrhea'd all over my dick, so I gave her the ol' greasy burrito"
"Catcher: I feel weird"
*prrrt*
"Pitcher: I hope you're ready for a greasy burrito"
"Catcher: A what?"
"Pitcher: Open up!"
"Catcher: I feel weird"
*prrrt*
"Pitcher: I hope you're ready for a greasy burrito"
"Catcher: A what?"
"Pitcher: Open up!"
by toasty3000 March 23, 2017
Get the greasy burritomug. A sex act in which a bunch of dudes cum another guys dick, and then the dude who was came on fucks a girl
by the_cool_kid_on_the_block May 28, 2018
Get the Greasy Burritomug.