A large, satisfying turd. Solid in texture with a greasy surface. Slides out of the ass neatly, leaving little debris (skids).
by Lee1984Cornwall September 10, 2013
Get the greasy loafmug. A dick that has been inside a bunch of gross girls. You can usually tell when someone has a greasy shaft by just looking at them. The more grease on top, the more on the shaft.
by Juicy A June 24, 2016
Get the Greasy Shaftmug. I totally took this chick out to Taco Bell but regretted it later when I ended up with a Greasy Chihuahua.
by jorjerodriguez February 28, 2013
Get the Greasy Chihuahuamug. by curry.8 May 13, 2009
Get the greasy grumblermug. Reese's greasies are the nasty, runny shits you get from consuming too large a quantity of any reese's peanut butter product.
by turdmaker007 April 16, 2014
Get the Reese's Greasiesmug. A sex act in which a bunch of dudes cum another guys dick, and then the dude who was came on fucks a girl
by the_cool_kid_on_the_block May 28, 2018
Get the Greasy Burritomug. When a gander isn't good enough for the young male, he initiates a greasy gander. He reaches under his pillow and grabs his war paint, while whispering "a gander is afoot". Upon equipping the war paint to his now partially naked body, paying particular attention to the arse and general arse-area (on the arse, not in the arse!!) the young buck then makes it his mission to sneakily spy on fit birds all evening, without being compromised (Usually from bushes or behind curtains). Once the greasy gander is underway, not even spanking the "greasy badger" would be enough to stop this act of high level pervery on fine young women.
Steve says to Mike: Hey Mike, I'm off down to the shops do you wanna come?
Mike: Yeah, so long as we can pass the netball courts; I fancy a queer Greasy-Gander Mr Steve.
Steve: Alight Mr Mike, let me just finish up spanking this greasy badger and I'll be right with you.
... Some moments pass
Steve: *now donning a tophat and monocle* Could I have a hug Mr Mike?
Mike: Yeah, so long as we can pass the netball courts; I fancy a queer Greasy-Gander Mr Steve.
Steve: Alight Mr Mike, let me just finish up spanking this greasy badger and I'll be right with you.
... Some moments pass
Steve: *now donning a tophat and monocle* Could I have a hug Mr Mike?
by deltaforce_dfb February 20, 2019
Get the Greasy-Gandermug.