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Greasy Drew

Greasy Drew (n,adj) : an Andrew that only comes alive on the weekend. This state of grease typically comes after a bit of alcohol and can be noticed through actions such as slurring his words, or getting a bit handsy with the gender of his choice. A greasy drew is often seen studying hard during the week and blacking out on the weekend.
I always thought Andrew was such a nerd, but after seeing him last weekend I know that he is just a Greasy Drew.
by Natty Frank October 22, 2020
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greasy burrito

(noun)

An intimate move involving:

Anal sex while your partner has profuse diarrhea, and then moving your penis from your partner's anus to their mouth. Closely related to ass to mouth

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Greasy Taquito (noun)

Alternate form of 'greasy burrito.' A greasy burrito performed by a 'less fortunate' person.
"That bitch of a hooker I hired diarrhea'd all over my dick, so I gave her the ol' greasy burrito"

"Catcher: I feel weird"
*prrrt*
"Pitcher: I hope you're ready for a greasy burrito"
"Catcher: A what?"
"Pitcher: Open up!"
by toasty3000 March 23, 2017
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greasy tony

A greasy Tony is when a guy sticks his dick in old fry oil and plays bongos with his penis on his partner's cheeks
Jim: hey I just gave Samantha a greasy Tony in the Wendy's bathroom
Dave: is that the Korean ladyboy
Jim: yup it took two napkins to get the grease off
by Psychedelic_samuel June 26, 2017
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Greasy Shaft

A dick that has been inside a bunch of gross girls. You can usually tell when someone has a greasy shaft by just looking at them. The more grease on top, the more on the shaft.
Mike: Dude Kevin is nasty.
Tom: Kevin definitely has the greasy shaft.
by Juicy A June 24, 2016
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Greasy Rat

A smallish hockey player that can easily move in and out of the tough areas one the ice, being effective at both scoring and also getting under the opponent's skin.
"You're a greasy rat, kid", said Kurtis G
by PPPfan September 30, 2021
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greasy loaf

A large, satisfying turd. Solid in texture with a greasy surface. Slides out of the ass neatly, leaving little debris (skids).
Fuck me, I just spent 20 minutes on the shitter pushing out a nice solid greasy loaf.
by Lee1984Cornwall September 10, 2013
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Greasy George

"That greasy george is tough one to catch".
by spencer001 February 14, 2012
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