Joe: When God gives you lemons...
Nick: FIND A NEW GOD!
Joe: WHAT?!
Nick: I love the Power Thirst commercial.
Nick: FIND A NEW GOD!
Joe: WHAT?!
Nick: I love the Power Thirst commercial.
by [The Creator] January 29, 2008
Get the When God Gives You Lemons... mug.Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!-Words of cave johnson
While cave johnson yells about lemons
Glados starts maoning saying *YEAH*
so dont tell cave johnson When life gives you lemons
Glados starts maoning saying *YEAH*
so dont tell cave johnson When life gives you lemons
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BULLSHIT it's the same thing
I don't know what did those fuckers done to the mainland china, but I know what it done to Taiwan.
Taiwan is not in WHO cause this shit gives a lot of money to WHO and claim Taiwan to agreed that Taiwan is a part of China.
There is a bunch of bad thing they done, but I'm just too mad and my English sucks so I can't type them all out.
btw, I'm from Taiwan! I'm Taiwanese!
I don't know what did those fuckers done to the mainland china, but I know what it done to Taiwan.
Taiwan is not in WHO cause this shit gives a lot of money to WHO and claim Taiwan to agreed that Taiwan is a part of China.
There is a bunch of bad thing they done, but I'm just too mad and my English sucks so I can't type them all out.
btw, I'm from Taiwan! I'm Taiwanese!
me : what do you think about your government in China?
my Chinese classmate : Chinese Government is BULLSHIT, I can't say anything bad when I was in China, I finally could here (Australia})
me : *shocked* *happy* OH, I agreed you.
my Chinese classmate : Chinese Government is BULLSHIT, I can't say anything bad when I was in China, I finally could here (Australia})
me : *shocked* *happy* OH, I agreed you.
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Get the proxymetiz gives me 1000 robux day mug.Easily the best player in Major League Baseball history. His greatness cannot be expressed properly in words. It has been rumored that he is the son of God himself and I don't doubt it for a second.
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