Goobleshank

A word of illimitable meanings, collectively a noun, adjective, and verb all simultaneously. Not to be misconstrue as a simple amalgamation between the phrases "gooble" and "shank," it is a word that took every generation to erect and shall perpetuate to develop as a staple in our modern language, dominating all the other frivolous words in our communication and inspiring magnification in our verbal cognizance. Utilize this magnificent phrase to baffle your maladroit opponents, astonish your friends and background spectators as they gaze upon you from an incipient perspective, and impress even the most perspicacious people of your mastery of this word.

Legend says the first whispers of this word originated from a world where talks of discord take place, crafted and forged by a hooligan who loved cake and bacon.

Intellectual: What a wonderful day to goobleshank!

Dripster: Lol stupid kid wtf does that even mean bruh XD

Intellectual: I shall now goobleshank you

Dripster: N҉O҉O҉O҉O҉O҉O҉ ҉I҉M҉ ҉B҉E҉I҉N҉G҉ ҉G҉O҉O҉B҉L҉E҉S҉H҉A҉N҉K҉E҉D҉ ҉I҉M҉ ҉S҉O҉R҉R҉Y҉

by hugh j ness February 13, 2023

Gooftext

A Gooftext is a passage of scripture presented as a JOKE for a theological doctrine, belief, or principle

"Every Good and Perfect Joke comes from God." -James 1:17; Gooftext

by BlueEyesWhiteBoy April 19, 2023

lost google

Word or information you meant to google when you had computer access, but then forgot until you were, again, without access.

How much does the average insurance salesperson make in Lincoln, Nebraska? Yeah, I know we talked about it -- but it's another of those darn lost googles, man.

by wordguy2 May 16, 2010

Masters of Google

An elite group of hackers, and touch typers who have perfected the art of googling at extremely rapid speeds of 1 search/second. Considered a rare breed, only 99 exist in the modern world.

"Holy shit, Mark is a genius at computers"
"No, he just happens to be one of the 99 masters of Google"

by ProjectWonderful February 12, 2014

Google Chrome

A somewhat new web browser simply designed for the purpose of watching porn in the fastest, most efficient way possible.

Boy 1: I can't believe you still masturbate with Firefox, you need to get a new browser.

Boy 2: I know, I decided to switch to Google Chrome after my mom walked in on me jerking off and Firefox's tabs froze so I couldn't turn it off.

by ChronicDefibator March 31, 2010

google stalk

To determine everything you could possibly ever want to know about someone (and then some) using the website www.google.com.

Dude, I totally google stalked you... your mom is hot.

by Laura December 25, 2003

google+ rape

When Google tries to force Google+ on you.

I got google+ raped when I went to youtube, so I wrote them a nasty letter and snail mailed 500 copies to them.

by braneyak November 7, 2013