Gooch Cape

When your stretch your sack across your gooch, then sticking your balls in to your ass, covering your gooch like a cape. In order to take it off, you have to poop your balls out.
Sally gave me blue balls, so I can't take off my gooch cape
by Gucci Coochie February 11, 2019
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Gooch cramp

Cramp of the gooch- between the asshole and the scrotum. Often occurs during extensive spewing
Fuck, I just spewed and got gooch cramp
by Tutua September 12, 2005
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GOOCH

WHEN someone walks up and grabs a handful of someone's ass or private area. It doesn't matter if the actual grab is wanted or unwanted. That's still what you call it!
Damn, he just walked up and gooched his girlfriend all in public!
by idatfiyah November 14, 2006
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Gooch week

The confusing number of days between the ass of Christmas and the genitals of New Years Eve.
Are the shops open during gooch week? Are there any sales on? What the hell goes on in this period of time??
by Manu Cherryman November 24, 2010
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gooch river

When you have an uncomfortable trickle of sweat along your gooch.....
Hot weather in jogging trousers.....man i have gooch river!
by Chris Daniels March 08, 2006
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gooch raisin

When you have a dingle berry and you ignore it for an extended period of time until it dries up and slowly travels to your gooch. Also referred to as a taint raisin.
Damn man I forgot to wipe this single berry off my ass a month ago and now it's a gooch raisin.
by BEANSS June 03, 2017
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gooch stroker

a gooch stroker is a person who takes pleasure from stroking the gooch of either themself or the gooch of another.

They may stroke their own gooch as part of the act of masturbation, but gooch stroking may also be totally non-sexual. Gooch strokers tend to form clans who after intense training in gooch dojos are accetped as a true gooch assasin.
Mandy: Oh Wantabe, let me stroke your gooch while I pleasure you

Wantanabe: hell no, there aint no way I'm letting your fingers anywehere near my gooch, or my bacon strip, you gooch stroker!
by The Padre October 19, 2009
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