When your stretch your sack across your gooch, then sticking your balls in to your ass, covering your gooch like a cape. In order to take it off, you have to poop your balls out.
by Gucci Coochie February 10, 2019

by Tutua September 25, 2005

Are the shops open during gooch week? Are there any sales on? What the hell goes on in this period of time??
by Manu Cherryman November 27, 2010

WHEN someone walks up and grabs a handful of someone's ass or private area. It doesn't matter if the actual grab is wanted or unwanted. That's still what you call it!
by idatfiyah November 13, 2006

by Chris Daniels March 21, 2006

When you have a dingle berry and you ignore it for an extended period of time until it dries up and slowly travels to your gooch. Also referred to as a taint raisin.
by BEANSS June 3, 2017

a gooch stroker is a person who takes pleasure from stroking the gooch of either themself or the gooch of another.
They may stroke their own gooch as part of the act of masturbation, but gooch stroking may also be totally non-sexual. Gooch strokers tend to form clans who after intense training in gooch dojos are accetped as a true gooch assasin.
They may stroke their own gooch as part of the act of masturbation, but gooch stroking may also be totally non-sexual. Gooch strokers tend to form clans who after intense training in gooch dojos are accetped as a true gooch assasin.
Mandy: Oh Wantabe, let me stroke your gooch while I pleasure you
Wantanabe: hell no, there aint no way I'm letting your fingers anywehere near my gooch, or my bacon strip, you gooch stroker!
Wantanabe: hell no, there aint no way I'm letting your fingers anywehere near my gooch, or my bacon strip, you gooch stroker!
by The Padre October 19, 2009
