Goblin King 

A male that is very heavy weighted and sits around playing video games all day. One is also know to lie a lot.

Dude did you see that Goblin King?

Yeah, he told me he's a pilot.

Goblin King by By Audio January 12, 2013

goblin face 

When someone is so ugly they look like a fantasy creature out of this world

Person 1: Hey, goblin face!
Person 2: Don't call me that, Im not that ugly.
Person 1: yeah right! Only a goblin mother could love that face.

goblin face by dfgjdfpgjdfo February 23, 2017

Goblin on drums 

A type of cellar-dweller that is characterized by owning a drum set, or some other type of musical instrument, this giving him an overinflated sense of coolness. Behaviors include bragging to people about being hungover at work, and drawing undue attention to their personal appearance (e.g., "check out my sweet, sweet auburn hair!")

Wow, listen to Sean talk about how cool he is just because he plays the drums. He's such a goblin on drums, he still lives with his parents in a room that has carpet on the walls.

Goblin on drums by JonJacobJingleHeimerSchmidt July 23, 2019

Goblin Box 

A box for when you have the habit of collecting random things off the ground (usually shiny things) and hoard them.

"I just found a bottle cap!"
"into the goblin box it goes!"

Goblin Box by Rat Dad August 12, 2019

Goblin Rag 

A snottery old hanky, dropped by a previously trapped Goblin, containing a chuck of slightly snottery amber

Shall we pick up the Goblin Rag?
At least wipe the snot off first.

Goblin Rag by Tactical Hotdog February 12, 2021

goblin strat 

goblin on deez nuts

Jeffrey Smith is doing the goblin strat for free! OH man! Let me get get a tur!

goblin strat by noahellis May 13, 2021

goblin_child_3000

the absolute best tiktoker to exist they are amazing :0

goblin_child_3000 is the best person ever :0

goblin_child_3000 by sweetnihachu September 17, 2021