Meat Glove

A meat glove is a vulgar euphemism for a vagina. With penis often being called such things as meat, sausage, salami, the vagina is then the glove in which to catch said meat stick.

Steven: So this new girl I've been seeing, man her meat glove is so tight. It's the perfect fit!

by Magarito September 27, 2017

Pink Glove

Synonymous with a prolapsed anus which is a medical condition wherein the walls of the rectum protrude through the anus and hence become visible outside the body.

I ate a bunch of peanuts and now I got the pink glove!

by windomearle March 10, 2009

kipper glove

A term to describe your hand after playing with a lady, but prior to washing it.

"She let you put your hand up her skirt and everything?!"
"Yeah man got, a bit of a kipper glove now though"

by bluntforcetrauma December 18, 2016

Gentlemen's Glove

A Johnny, a rubber, the ultimate weapon of defence for a man of no commitment

Jeeves, fetch the gentlemen's glove, I require a posh wank.

by dwarvenrogue May 27, 2016

soggy glove

A glove, that has had 5 separate penises ejaculate into a different finger each. The glove is then gifted to a female.

Dave, Scott, Tony, Malcolm and I are going to do a soggy glove for Nancy later.

by TerribleTrevorTheTomcat November 18, 2017

Rubber gloves

The thing you use when you don't have a condom your size

I've said enough about rubber gloves

by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 May 30, 2021

jamming glove

Masturbating.

"I totally caught him jamming glove on the couch when he thought no one was home."

by shit hammer April 23, 2013