Meat Glove

A meat glove is a vulgar euphemism for a vagina. With penis often being called such things as meat, sausage, salami, the vagina is then the glove in which to catch said meat stick.

Steven: So this new girl I've been seeing, man her meat glove is so tight. It's the perfect fit!

by Magarito September 27, 2017

Pink Glove

Synonymous with a prolapsed anus which is a medical condition wherein the walls of the rectum protrude through the anus and hence become visible outside the body.

I ate a bunch of peanuts and now I got the pink glove!

by windomearle March 10, 2009

glove plug

A rubberband placed at the base of a used condom so that its contents do not escape once its is placed in a garbage receptical

Damn, let me put a glove plug on that! Your load is so huge I can't have it getting all over my trashcan!

by clownsholet April 25, 2014

glove of shame

Latex glove typically worn by a female when fingering a guys butthole and giving head.

Come on baby, I know it’s our first date but if I eat your taco won’t you glove of shame me?

by HungOverit June 2, 2021

kipper glove

A term to describe your hand after playing with a lady, but prior to washing it.

"She let you put your hand up her skirt and everything?!"
"Yeah man got, a bit of a kipper glove now though"

by bluntforcetrauma December 18, 2016

Butter Glove

The act of covering one's hand in butter, and then ferociously giving a hand job to one's self, or someone else.

Alex: Yo Dave, What's with the stained pants?

Dave: Oh man! That's just butter.

Alex: Man, how the fuck did you get butter on your pants?

Dave: Bro, my girlfriend just butter gloved me so hard!

by ItsHunterBTF November 20, 2013

Gentlemen's Glove

A Johnny, a rubber, the ultimate weapon of defence for a man of no commitment

Jeeves, fetch the gentlemen's glove, I require a posh wank.

by dwarvenrogue May 27, 2016