Glaze Factor

The amount of times a person is thought of as a fantasy subject by men masterbating per week.
GLAZE FACTOR = the number of men getting off X the amount of times they masterbate to the subject per day X 7 days
That is a very pretty polce officer, with the amount men she works with and the amount of men she sees in public weekly I bet that her glaze factor is well over 100
by anonymous December 3, 2021
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glazing trim

bullshit some guys just made up once and are using for no reason
blair: what is glazing trim?
kyle: shut up and kys nerd
by I_destroyed_gallifrey June 27, 2023
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Laze Glaze

The feeling you get when you lounge around for a couple days and realize you need to shower
"Man, I have a date tonight. I need to wash this Laze Glaze of before then."
by Steve-o-tronius May 23, 2018
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cream glazing

The act of ejaculating on a bald mans head. Making it look like a glazed donut.
Dallas fell asleep so I gave him a cream glazing.
by Bad_decisions August 27, 2019
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Glazed Pumpkin

When recieving oral from a woman, and you ejaculate into her mouth. The ejaculate then drips onto your scrotum creating a greasy pumpkin.
Amanda was giving me head when I came in her mouth. She let it drip on my pumpkin. I was not ready for a glazed pumpkin!
by glazing October 14, 2011
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doodoo glaze

after a man performs 'truffle butter', he then proceeds to spread the truffle butter onto food, thus creating a glaze, which the female eats. (Usually bread..ur discretion, but organic's good.)
"Damn girl, lemme wipe that truffle butter up...I'm about to give you this 'doodoo glaze' on a croissant."
by D/G May 20, 2015
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lemon glaze

When you give someone a Golden Shower and then cum on them.
Dude i gave my girlfriend a lemon glaze last night
by Jinx2793 July 4, 2021
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