Girlfriend

Something that I dont have (sadly). The only people that I simp for are video game characters. I am lonely.

Bob: Why dont you have a girlfriend?
Me: Because i simp for video game characters and i have no life.

by RayIsDum July 31, 2021

Girlfriend

U gonna stay single forever hun, bye

Taylor :do you have a girlfriend
Harry :left the chat

by U gonna stay single forever hh August 17, 2021

Girlfriend

Something you're clearly missing in your life cz you'd be talking to her rn instead of being a complete idiot

This mf don't got a girlfriend 😅

Ps if she left u sorry took her

by How bored r u September 1, 2021

Girlfriend

Something you will never have if you don’t get off this website and get a job

Whats a girlfriend

by Salty sock September 6, 2021

Girlfriend

Something my boyfriend wont have if he leaves me on open one more FUCKING time

Why dont you text her?
Him: i like rust
Shes your girlfriend tho:(

by Salty sock September 6, 2021

Girlfriend

That ugly ass girl who only dates you for your money. She will leave you in times of need and when you leave she’ll fuck your best friend. If you have one of these I suggest you throw it out or throw it in a ditch. burning it in a huge oven will do as well.

Hey John did you see your sister fuck your dog

No Ryan that was my girlfriend

by Kipav September 20, 2021

Girlfriend

This could be a friend that’s a girl, or a girl you are dating.

Hey, thats my girlfriend over there.

by randomkidonine November 2, 2021