Gambling Syndrome

The belief that 99% of gamblers quit before they "win big"
Upon coming down with this syndrome one must be considered a lost cause.

person1: I'm gonna win big sometime I know it!
person2: I think you just have Gambling Syndrome...

by ASaneHuman June 7, 2023

Shit Gamble

When a person has to leave the house at an exact time, or has visitors coming over and they need to shit. They gamble that they'll have enough time to shit.

"Last night we had guests coming over and I decided to shit gamble - It didn't work"

by tantg69 August 31, 2011

smart gambler

A smart gambler is one who does not go to the ATM at the casino.

This is Shahid's fourth trip to the ATM... He is not a smart gambler.

by JohnnyPunani May 11, 2014

Dirty Gamble

A "Dirty Gamble" is an instance where a betting or gambling situation is created with set rules. And after the game is created and the bet and/or wager is made, the rules are changed.

Hey I won the 4th quarter on the super bowl squares, where is my money. I'm sorry I told everyone that I could find at work the day before the super bowl that it's final score not 4th quarter. I was not at work that day. That was a dirty gamble.

by DarkLobo February 9, 2017

roach gambling

When u win a few times and wanna quit not giving action back to the nigga u beat out the money

Ed I beat you once I don't wanna play no mo
King U roach gambling now winning money and leaving without giving me a chance to win it back?

by MrShutdown19 April 12, 2017

Trinity Gamble

The most amazing girlfriend in the entire world. I love her so much.

I love Trinity Gamble so much.

by Her boifriend... August 12, 2019

Intellectual Gambling

Flipping ginormous insurance fund (which was built up by forcefully liquidating crypto traders over the years) into legacy markets to buy stonks.

Arthur Hayes: Locked down, time to engage in some intellectual gambling.

Crypto Twitter: You got this King!

by Cryptochimp April 15, 2020