when you fall for a person and you realise that you’ve fallen on the person instead , yupp that’s the work of gravity.
discovered by sitting under a tree.
discovered by sitting under a tree.
me: i fell for her
friend: no dude you fell on her! it’s called Gravity
what comes after that is embarrassment
friend: no dude you fell on her! it’s called Gravity
what comes after that is embarrassment
by lady a la gaga May 03, 2021
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 12, 2021
"bro i swear you have the most scrumptious hommy mommy massive gigantic mind blowing gravity pulling milkies"
"no u"
"no u"
by mommymilkerman December 11, 2022
When your little sibling gets so into the Wii game they’re playing that they gravitate towards the television set
by Webster dickshit July 27, 2020
When you learn or think of something that factual, true, real, or something else; However, when you rethink about this topic it seems really Obvious and you're not sure why you didn't think of it before or in that way. This is exactly like Gravity, where once you Know what it is, Then it is obvious. If you Don't know what gravity is, or Nobody knows what gravity is, then you wouldn't think of it until it is mentioned and Then you question why you didn't consider it before.
This is also why it took people so long to Learn what gravity is because nobody thought about it and it "just was" Before they Knew what it was. Now Gravity seems as obvious as breathing air and that air is oxygen, but before science nobody knew what air nor oxygen was, thus being another example of Gravity Philosophy.
This is also why it took people so long to Learn what gravity is because nobody thought about it and it "just was" Before they Knew what it was. Now Gravity seems as obvious as breathing air and that air is oxygen, but before science nobody knew what air nor oxygen was, thus being another example of Gravity Philosophy.
Guy: "I feel tired and depressed, and I don't know why."
Girl: "That's because you haven't eaten anything with vitamins and nutrients in days; you need to eat more nutritious foods."
Guy: "You're right, all I've eaten is cheese pizza and soda, so that's some Gravity Philosophy."
Clothing Company: *Sprays millions of clothes with Unknown and Untested Chemicals to make them more flat.*
Scientist: "We have found that that chemical can seep into people's blood and skin, and cause serious problems with peoples health 20 years down the road.
20 Years Later: *millions of people get cancer*
Legal Legislation: "This chemical is now Banned due to consumer health problems."
Everybody: "I wish somebody with a sense of Gravity Philosophy did some testing before we all got sick."
All Prior Human "Scientists": "The Earth is Not round Nor a planet And is the center of the universe."
1600ish Galileo Galilei: "You're wrong, it is elementary science that is obvious Now."
2019 Trolls: "The Earth is Flat."
All People Everywhere: "I guess these guys never learned Gravity Philosophy in school. They Must be making millions selling silly T-shirts and merchandise on some ridiculous website."
Area 51 Raid Starters: "That's some Gravity Philosophy if I've ever heard any before. not a bad idea..."
Girl: "That's because you haven't eaten anything with vitamins and nutrients in days; you need to eat more nutritious foods."
Guy: "You're right, all I've eaten is cheese pizza and soda, so that's some Gravity Philosophy."
Clothing Company: *Sprays millions of clothes with Unknown and Untested Chemicals to make them more flat.*
Scientist: "We have found that that chemical can seep into people's blood and skin, and cause serious problems with peoples health 20 years down the road.
20 Years Later: *millions of people get cancer*
Legal Legislation: "This chemical is now Banned due to consumer health problems."
Everybody: "I wish somebody with a sense of Gravity Philosophy did some testing before we all got sick."
All Prior Human "Scientists": "The Earth is Not round Nor a planet And is the center of the universe."
1600ish Galileo Galilei: "You're wrong, it is elementary science that is obvious Now."
2019 Trolls: "The Earth is Flat."
All People Everywhere: "I guess these guys never learned Gravity Philosophy in school. They Must be making millions selling silly T-shirts and merchandise on some ridiculous website."
Area 51 Raid Starters: "That's some Gravity Philosophy if I've ever heard any before. not a bad idea..."
by MCPKG October 12, 2019
A trademarked brand of self balancing, gravity defying magnetic pens that look like magic. Usually written as "Gravitypen". Invented in 2001 by Terrence Saucier. Manufactured and sold by Gravitypen LLC.
Gravity pen is a spelling sometimes used by grifters, scammers, and competing companies trying to rip off the trademarked name.
However, "gravity pen" is also used along side "Gravitypen" by Gravitypen LLC to help with SEO and to make it easier to find online.
Gravity pen is a spelling sometimes used by grifters, scammers, and competing companies trying to rip off the trademarked name.
However, "gravity pen" is also used along side "Gravitypen" by Gravitypen LLC to help with SEO and to make it easier to find online.
by Pen Enthusiast December 26, 2024