Meat Glove

A meat glove is a vulgar euphemism for a vagina. With penis often being called such things as meat, sausage, salami, the vagina is then the glove in which to catch said meat stick.

Steven: So this new girl I've been seeing, man her meat glove is so tight. It's the perfect fit!

by Magarito September 27, 2017

Pink Glove

Synonymous with a prolapsed anus which is a medical condition wherein the walls of the rectum protrude through the anus and hence become visible outside the body.

I ate a bunch of peanuts and now I got the pink glove!

by windomearle March 10, 2009

Buckets and gloves

Most commonly used in ice hockey, Buckets and gloves refers to a fight taking place where both players keep their helmet and gloves on throughout the fight.

John: Yo, did you see jack's buckets and gloves fight last night?
Mack: Yea looked like a hell of a donnybrook.

by Patruce October 25, 2020

jamming glove

Masturbating.

"I totally caught him jamming glove on the couch when he thought no one was home."

by shit hammer April 23, 2013

turtle glove

when you do your DT homework but youre too slow to do it

I almost finished my DT homework, but I turtle gloved it

by wobblebeard November 21, 2019

Fudge Gloves

When a Gentleman or Gentlelady spends too much time with their fists rammed inside another persons fartbox, resulting in a thin layer of fudge like residue upon their hands.

Let me wash my hands before i eat this corn, I have total Fudge Gloves

by SemtexJack August 17, 2018

Rubber gloves

The thing you use when you don't have a condom your size

I've said enough about rubber gloves

by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 May 30, 2021