Faggot-Funnel

Another term for Noob Tube, a projectile from the Call of Duty series.

That guy with his one man army and faggot-funnels!

by Tittytim July 26, 2014

funnel

From 'fun tunnel'. A device used to snort mind altering substances.

Pass me the funnel. Let's find out if this is mandy, k or speed..

by Rude Ruby Rudy April 9, 2019

fetal funnel

When attempting to insert fist inside vaginal canal, the hand starts by making a funnel shape with the four fingers and thumb, simulating a fetus leaving the womb. Similar to fecal funnel when the same process is applied to the anus.

To achieve four knocks deep, one must master the fetal funnel.

by agentmiket013 September 26, 2017

funnel of shit

Traffic in Pittsburgh, PA

I'm trying to get to this hotel to fuck my man, but I can't because of this funnel of shit.

by Johnny bag of dicks December 20, 2015

Whores Funnel

Whores Funnel* (aka hoes web*)

Definition:

A sneaky but genius marketing move used by online cyber-prostitutes to turn thirsty followers into paying simps.

It starts with spicy but “safe-for-work” thirst traps on apps like TikTok or YouTube, luring in the unsuspecting (and very down bad).

From there, they drop the IG link in the bio, where things get a little more suggestive.

Once the simp is fully locked in, boom—they hit ‘em with the OnlyFans plug. Before they know it, dude’s wallet is on life support, and she’s out here securing the bag.

Dude 1: Bro, I was just tryna watch some harmless TikToks, and now I’m subscribed to three different OnlyFans. What happened?!

Dude 2: My guy, you got caught in a whores funnel. It starts with a thirst trap, then suddenly you’re in her IG DMs, and next thing you know, you’re paying $14.99 a month to see the same pics she posted for free.

Dude 1: I swear, she was just doing fashion hauls on TikTok… now she’s selling “exclusive content” through some VIP link.

Dude 2: My guy, you got tangled in a hoes web. First, it’s “innocent” posts, then BOOM—subscription time.

by ramen connoisseur January 30, 2025

funnel cake special

When your date jerks you off, and you cum into a pan of hot pan of frying oil. The fried cum is served on a plate and dusted with cocaine.

Barbra and Tiffany fought over the leftovers, from the funnel cake special they gave me lat night.

by MaverickAggie April 11, 2023

Warm funnel cake

It really can’t be defined but you know it when you feel it. Some say it’s when a man decides to pull out and cum between your buttcheeks and them they offer if you want confectioner sugar sifted on your ass.

Have you ever had a warm funnel cake?

by Richard Dangles August 31, 2022