something that people who drive cars apparently experience. some of the extremely automotivated attempt to blame this reportedly unpleasant experience on government regulations designed to help extend the period of time for which humans will be able to inhabit the planet in a manner recognizable to modern-day mankind as not being 'famine-ridden', 'apocalyptic', or 'stone age'.
Rather a "Bad Fuel Day" is a minor misfortune which arises from the inability to comprehend the value of bicycles, public transit, and other more-efficient, less-expensive, and cleaner forms of transportation.
Rather a "Bad Fuel Day" is a minor misfortune which arises from the inability to comprehend the value of bicycles, public transit, and other more-efficient, less-expensive, and cleaner forms of transportation.
--Bad Fuel Day, 2009--
"Damn I'm broke from buying so much gas and fat and broke from eating so much drivethru"
"Why don't you sell your car and buy a bike and some actual food?"
"Cause then I wouldn't have time to exercise."
"Why don't you take the bus?"
"Because I lack the ability to read or perform other activities that make the time spent on public transit worthwhile."
"It costs about 20 bucks per hour of driving to own a car. Given that bikes go about the same speed as cars in the city and are basically free, you could be getting paid 20 bucks an hour to ride a bike. Admittedly buses are kind of slow but you do get to sit on your ass."
"But I live in the country."
"Sorry, you came to the wrong website."
"Damn I'm broke from buying so much gas and fat and broke from eating so much drivethru"
"Why don't you sell your car and buy a bike and some actual food?"
"Cause then I wouldn't have time to exercise."
"Why don't you take the bus?"
"Because I lack the ability to read or perform other activities that make the time spent on public transit worthwhile."
"It costs about 20 bucks per hour of driving to own a car. Given that bikes go about the same speed as cars in the city and are basically free, you could be getting paid 20 bucks an hour to ride a bike. Admittedly buses are kind of slow but you do get to sit on your ass."
"But I live in the country."
"Sorry, you came to the wrong website."
by hippie liberal douchebag July 24, 2009
It's a caffiene drink that has 1000mg of caffiene per ounce. It's really intense, and if you drink to much of it, you might really fuck yourself up.
It's totally tasty!
It's totally tasty!
Person 1: I had some Blue Sky Rocket Fuel, and I totally went crazy!
Person 2: Holy shit, do you know what they stuff can do to you?
Person 2: Holy shit, do you know what they stuff can do to you?
by Full time hater, part time lover. May 13, 2005
When a girl is giving you head and right before you nut, you shove your wang down her throat and then finish
by Wumbo6699 July 11, 2018
Mate 2 "Hi, I haven't seen you for years" "Looks like you've put a bit on in the front" "Looks like a pot belly"
Mate 1 "Nar" It's what I call, a Long Range Fuel Tank" "It cost me a fortune, an' all" "It took a lot of time & effort to install"
Mate 2 "Yeh" "It looks like it, when I get to your age I'll probably have one installed as well"
Mate 1 "Nar" It's what I call, a Long Range Fuel Tank" "It cost me a fortune, an' all" "It took a lot of time & effort to install"
Mate 2 "Yeh" "It looks like it, when I get to your age I'll probably have one installed as well"
by Bobwin February 11, 2012
by marioisthebest July 04, 2022
If you want to avoid conflict you need to fuel a mutually beneficial relationship, at least on some issues, with your significant other
by Sexydimma March 19, 2017