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fuck me up the ass and call me your bitch

When someone bamboozles you, being bamboozled

When someone makes a fool out of you
Declan: I told you Dave, she sent nudes to five other guys. You owe me five bucks!
Dave: Well Fuck me up the ass and call me your bitch!

Dave: *Hands over a crisp 5 dollar bill
by DirtyDave42069 March 8, 2017
mugGet the fuck me up the ass and call me your bitchmug.

Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus

I thing that I scream a lot even know I’m a atheist.
Me:”FUCK ME IN THE ASS BECAUSE I LOVE JESUS”
Friends:*laugh*
by HeyItsR13 September 4, 2018
mugGet the Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesusmug.
thee ultimate in foul language, no one can respond to this or just something you say before your about to kick someone's fuckin teeth in but you have to look real mad for it to work
i love talkin shit to people

you better stop "GLARE" or else

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by Suicidal Alcazar August 16, 2009
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fuck me in the ass hole three times in a row

usually said out of anger or when pain occurs.
(steps on rock) "FUCK ME IN THE ASS HOLE THREE TIMES IN A ROW"
by Gracie Lou Free Bush February 15, 2017
mugGet the fuck me in the ass hole three times in a rowmug.
a phrase used to make codes or practice typing, as it contains every word in the dictionary(almost).
Also an effective insult when said quickly, as it leaves the victim speachless.
make your own, I'm not typing it again
by X June 13, 2003
mugGet the suck the green, oozing, syphilitic slime from an AIDS infected , necrophiliac fucked, dead faggot's assmug.

shit ass bitch ass mother ass fuck her in the ass

A angry phrase that once you start saying, you cant stop saying.
Me: *gets angry*
Also me to myself: Shit ass bitch ass mother ass fuck her in the ass
by sum nigga looking ass February 4, 2022
mugGet the shit ass bitch ass mother ass fuck her in the assmug.
PACKA WOODZ
WHO FUCKIN WITH THAT NONCHALANT GANGSTA BITCH WHO GIVES NO FUCKS ABOUT YOU BUM ASS PPL, PACKA WOODZ.
by PACKAWOODZ February 21, 2023
mugGet the That nonchalant gangsta bitch who gives no fucks about you bum ass pplmug.

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