friends

A show on NBC. It gets high ratings and reviews. However, all it's material is created out of stupid problems created by the retards who are portrayed on the show. Therefore it is nearly impossible for those problems to be created in the first place. ie. Ross still goes to a pediatrician for medical services.

Frinds is a show on NBC.

by Anonymous September 14, 2003

Friend

Someone who knowingly lets your peer through their window while they stick a dildo up their ass and doesn't call the cops.

If it was a stranger I would call the cops but because he's my friend, I will let him watch.

by godlike71717 November 6, 2009

friends

A friend is someone whos there for you always. :D
Search BFF for more details.

She's my friend.
We've been friends for years.

by SippyLongHorn November 12, 2007

Friends

A TV show where the main characters seek to bang each other. Eventually Ross and Rachel get it on in the bed. Then Joey screws Rachel. Then Monica gets in bed with Chandler on some vacation thing. During the scene, Monica looks under the bed. You can see the shock on her face as she lays eyes on Chandler's schlong. Chandler also gets very excited at Monica's funbags. You can see his boner sticking through the sheets. Joey and Phoebe just go and screw other random people that are in like 2 episodes. After the show they probably went and hat wild bestiality sex though. You could tell. In the end they had one giant orgy.

Friends is a funny show.

by XSGame September 22, 2005

Friend

Someone who would give you a present, and not take it back.

Hugh gave Sophie a Reading tickets, only to steal them back for money. Not a god Friend

by hughlololol April 18, 2011

Friend

Something I don't have

I laughed when I was asked who my closest "friend" was.

by williamjamessidis May 16, 2014

Friend

The other dude that's actually boning or hooking up with a chick. A females underhanded false representation of the "other guy" she knows what's up with him but wants to keep misleading and using you while knowing you have feelings for her. A false title a female uses to mislead or throw you off the scent of her boyfriend.

I went to a friends house after work.

Me and my friend are studying no you can't come over.

My friend is in the car with me.

I'm staying the night at a friends house tonight.

Sorry I can't go out with you I have plans with a friend.

by Joe dirty May 24, 2014