Ford the River

Featured in the game, The Oregon Trail, fording the river is on of the most diabolical options ever created in the gaming world - aside from the plethora of wrong turns in The Water Temple. The root of its evil plays on the human characteristic of "It's impossible that I could flip my cart and lose 2 oxen, three times in a row." Oh, I assure you, it is VERY possible. You travel 3/4ths of the way across the river, and just when you think you're home free, disaster strikes. NEVER ford a river. NEVER.

Friend: We don't have money to spare, we have to ford the river!

Me: You're right. Let's do this. We have 3 oxen, 600 pounds of food, 100 bullets, and 4 sets of clothes. We CAN make it.

Both: Okay, easy.... easy... we've got it. we've got it! FUCK!

Game: Your cart has flipped. You have lost: 3 OXEN. 600 POUNDS OF FOOD. 100 BULLETS. 4 SETS OF CLOTHES.

Both: FUUUUUUUUCK *crying*

by Robert Downy Potato August 3, 2012

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Rick Ford

From the movie 'Spy';someone who claims he /she can do close-to-impossible things

Dude 1:Hey man,you heard that bro over there died for five minutes then came back to life?

Dude 2: Hahaha bruh dont mess with him...he's Rick Ford

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Blasey-Ford

Survivor. Patriot. American hero.

Christine Blasey-Ford was so brave to share her story with the world.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 September 8, 2020

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Harrison Ford

The 44th President of the United States.

Get The Hell Off My Plane" - Harrison Ford. The President. The Man.

by the_masked_magician00 November 4, 2004

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Lita Ford

Kick-ass metalhead who played on The Runaways, same band as Joan Jett back in the 70s. This amazing woman plays metal and really rocks the guitar! She played a hit song called "Close my eyes forever" vith Ozzy Osbourne from Black Sabbath.

Lita Ford's guitar riffs are incredible

by Airon13 July 23, 2014

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