blocked and reported

When a friend sends something really foolish. That is how one replies,

Sasha: if clouds weigh so much, why aren't they crushing the planes in the air?
Nicole: Sasha, you're blocked and reported.

by Zappinzahra October 6, 2017

ciroc blocked

The act of rejecting an ambitious attempt at stealing one's alcohol at a club booth venue.

Homie: "Ayo that bitch tried sippin' on our shit, so I slapped the drink out her hand"

Friend: "Damn boy, you straight up ciroc blocked that hoe.."

by deezermandems December 25, 2018

Tetris Block

What killed Chiaki Nanami 😚✌️

I don't like tetris blocks anymore

by L E S B E A N October 5, 2020

snot blocking

Avoiding a persons romantic advances by blowing snot out ones nose.

The only way for Lucy to avoid Dylan's kiss was by snot blocking him.

by Declan8 May 20, 2016

Google Block

turning on your computer specifically to look up something on the internet but then, by the time computer has finished starting up & logging on, forgetting what it was you wanted to search for

similar to the experience of writer's block

I waited fully five minutes for the laptop to start up and then I had google block, what a waste of time

by cosmicdee May 10, 2008

Fapper's Block

When you are unable to obtain and keep an erection while watching porn because the pornographic media gets boring, or it doesnt give that umph you need for your member to stand salute.

Fapper's block is the reason there are millions of pornographic genres, and millions more undiscovered...

John: Yo man, teen bukkake doesnt do it for me anymore, im getting fapper's block

Peter:Dude, try milf crackwhores

2 and a half minutes later

John:yo thanks man, you got rid of my fappers block

by Fishee October 16, 2010

Guac Block

A term used to describe a a common party foul in which one person obstructs another person's pathway to the avocado dip by standing idly by the snacks.

Man, that girl was cute, but she was guac blocking me all night.

by dcthriller February 10, 2012