Relating to the preference of Jacob Black (wolf) over Edward Cullen (vampire) in the book 'Twilight' by Stephenie Meyer.
WARNING: Girls(or maybe sometimes boys) do take to their man/wolf quite seriously--(same goes to Team Edward-ers who take to their man/vampire quite seriously (look for Team Edward))-- so do not question their choice or make fun of them. Your face may be damaged. Also, if a Team Jacob member gets within a 5' radius of a Team Edward member; one may want to duck and take cover.
(Joking about that last part...or maybe not O.o)
WARNING: Girls(or maybe sometimes boys) do take to their man/wolf quite seriously--(same goes to Team Edward-ers who take to their man/vampire quite seriously (look for Team Edward))-- so do not question their choice or make fun of them. Your face may be damaged. Also, if a Team Jacob member gets within a 5' radius of a Team Edward member; one may want to duck and take cover.
(Joking about that last part...or maybe not O.o)
'Are you wearing a Team Edward t-shirt?!'
'Emm... yeah?'
'EWWWW!!!! Team Jacob is SOOOOO much better! Edward is such a *insert favorite curse word here*!'
'Oh NO you didn't!'
(Squabble Squabble)
(Extensions go flying)
(Bite Bite)
(Scream Scream)
(Kick Kick)
(Etc.)
'Emm... yeah?'
'EWWWW!!!! Team Jacob is SOOOOO much better! Edward is such a *insert favorite curse word here*!'
'Oh NO you didn't!'
(Squabble Squabble)
(Extensions go flying)
(Bite Bite)
(Scream Scream)
(Kick Kick)
(Etc.)
by Plaid.Tomato.Slippers. October 4, 2008
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