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Floppy Drive

When you have a limp dick, but still trying to fuck. So you shove it in anyway while driving down the highway.
This chick was so ready to go but I was going 60 down the highway, so I had to floppy drive that bish!
by deakonlogic May 17, 2018
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floppy wrist

/adj./ (1)-A term used to describe a flamboyant male, possibly homosexual. (Not necessarily a derogatory term).

See also: Floppy in the wrist
I saw Bruce skipping down the street, I think he's got a floppy wrist.
by GW March 8, 2004
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Floppy Coochie Compartment

FCC. A storage space for a woman who is "loose" so to speak.
I swerr I don't have drugs. Just please don't check the FCC!
by Asia and Heather May 3, 2004
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floppy walker

A classical sexual manouvere invented within the late 80's as 'Walkers' crisps were growing in popularity. In order to perform the manouvere the man must first ejaculate into a bag of Cheese & Onion Walkers Crisps. When the man is having sex he must pull out the bag right before ejaculation, ramming the contents into his sexual partner's mouth. The name 'floppy walker' comes from the soggy nature of the crisps after being hosed in a lather of sex wee.

*Please note, this increases the calorie contents of a standard bag of Cheese & Onion Crisps. Walkers cannot be held responsible for unintended weight gain.*
My girlfriend's getting well fat, it must be all the floppy walkers I've been feeding her. But it's alright cos I'm shagging her daughter.

I gave my dog a floppy walker the other day.

No gran don't eat those crisps!

I need some more crisps, it's floppy walker time!

"Dont spit them out! Thats good protein your wasting."
by TomScriv February 8, 2008
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floppycock

When an outcome is extremely disappointing or disheartening.
Jerry, its raining outside, oh floppycock!
by floppycock sde November 24, 2011
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fappy days

To masturbate while watching reruns of Happy days.
Watching the sexual tension build between Fonzie and Richie Cunningham, I opened my trousers and had my own fappy days marathon.
by the ghost in the machine April 17, 2015
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floppy toad

A male who's pecker flops at the start of sex normally used to mock and harrass
floppyflopper
UNLUCKY!
I heard about you last night in the alley, youre such a floppy toad!!!
by Hobgoblin October 26, 2005
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