Financial aid steroids

The highest amount of financial aid one can receive for tuition for a private high school

"I hear Olivia's parents voted for Obama, I'm surprised she can afford to go to Kent Place School"
"She can't, she's on financial aid steroids"

by TheBoi1128 May 18, 2013

Financially anal fisted

Financial anal fisting

I have just been financially anal fisted at tax time

by Karlaur September 28, 2018

Sal Financial

1. When your Finance Manager is so shitty they can’t understand the P&L. The leadership team puts a range in a random number generator and predicts an outcome more accurately than the person responsible.

2. Completing financial reports while wearing yoga pants and a half shirt.

3. Eating Coco Puffs and drinking Coke while budgeting a business

1.I can’t believe your using the Sal Financials, nothing like using random number generator to run an effective business
2. Better put on your Sal Financial attire for hot yoga tonight
3. I have to submit my yearly budget, better get my Sal Financial dinner together.

by Tag your It September 25, 2020

fananywhacker

to cheat in the game of marbles

the person who flings his marble with his whole wrist to knock the opponents marble (which would result in a win of that marble) - rather than flicking the marble with thumb and forefinger, as is supposed to happen

by Penelope February 24, 2004

Final Exit TV Network

A TV Network where series that have "jumped the shark" go to die. The network offers assisted cancellation to help a show through its final episodes, then when all agree the time is right, a plastic bag is placed over the show's head, and helium tanks are turned on.

"Man, I can't believe Firefly got sent to Final Exit TV Network."

"Hey, dude, it was better that way. No suffering. Now when they gonna do ER?"

by Humor Smith February 27, 2009

final rapage

Taking a final, raping it really f**king hard, and finishing inside it in under 20 minutes not even letting the final enjoy the struggle.

Patrick walks into the classroom.
grabs the final by the staple.
unzips.
unloads.
aces that shit.
leaves the final test marked up and motionless on the table.
Nuff Said.

Classmate: "how was the final for you?"
Patrick: "total, final rapage"
Classmate: "It was easy huh?"
Patrick: "Yeah it tried to put up a fight but I was prepared"
Classmate: "Yeah i heard it squeeaall like a pig- SQUEEE"

by theindianwholikesmexicanfood March 18, 2010

finafuckinly

an expression of releif stated after an agravating or tedius task is completed

finafuckinly i beat the damn game

by your fat-ass mother July 6, 2010