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The Grand Finale

The act of titty fucking a girl, then proceeding to rip her tits off mercilessly and shove them up her vag. Once her severed tits are in place, you proceed to fuck mercilessly. This serves as fucking the tits and vag simataniously.
"Yo i heard Caron had to go to the emergency room after your party last friday.."
"Yep, gave her The Grand Finale, and the bitch couldn't handle it"
by Goldy5 June 17, 2008
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Final Fantasy

A never ending euphoria, with many sequels that induce multiple orgasms.
Dood, when Final Fantasy 13 comes out I might as well come...
by Jawshwa January 22, 2009
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Final Solution

A final solution is where you shoot her in the face and then gas her. The guy shoots his load, then farts in her face. A tasteless reference to the German Final Solution to the "Jewish Problem".
I gave my first Jew a final solution and sent her packing.
by uncensored German September 20, 2010
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Final Fantasy

Popular video game series developed by Japanese company Square--originated sometime in the early nineties; worshipped by pre-teens who consider the games to have meaningful stories and compelling characters; used by Square company to generate megabucks.
Guy #1: Dude, Final Fantasy 34 is releasing next year.
Guy #2: I still haven't finished Final Fantasy 29.

"Final Fantasy" + "#" = SUCCESS
by synce October 2, 2005
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Final Fantasy

The best video game series in creation EVER!!! Started by Squaresoft in the late 80's, its is called 'Final' because it was originally supposed to be the last game ever made by the company. But it kicked too much ass, so they kept going, and going, and going. Gettin better every damn day
by Darbz March 2, 2005
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finals coma

The act of engaging of copious amounts of sleep, often aided by over-the-counter sleep aids, either to prepare for or recover from an exhausting period of studying and exams.

So named because preparation for, and getting through, final exams often leaves students sleep-deprived, particularly graduating seniors and students majoring in fields that require excessive amounts of memorization or explicit attention to detail. This naturally leads to a period of rest wherein the subject is so unresponsive to stimuli that they may appear to be under the influence of a low-grade elephant tranquilizer or comparable sedative.

Persons in need of a finals coma can often be identified by red-rimmed eyes, fingers stained with highlighter ink, empty caffeinated-beverage containers, and a slow, shambling gait, as that of a zombie.
Student 1: You ready for finals next week?

Student 2: Yeah, Sunday, I plan on popping some Tylenol PMs and sleeping for 14 hours just make sure I don't miss my 8 am exam.

Student 1: Need a finals coma, eh?

Student 2: Yeah.

or

Student A: I just finished my last exam.

Student B: Sweet, let's go get drunk!

Student A: Dude, it's only noon and I haven't slept all week--let me get in a finals coma, and we'll hit the bar around midnight.

Student B: Sounds good!
by LSSUTKE280 May 6, 2011
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AP Final

I don't what that is. You ether do it or you don't.
"Are you doing the AP Final?"
"What?"
by thebeatboxguy111 December 16, 2022
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