"How'd it go with Jessica last night?"
"Not bad. We didn't have sex but I was able to give her the ole Phoenix Felix."
"Not bad. We didn't have sex but I was able to give her the ole Phoenix Felix."
by HeatsOutMeatsOut June 23, 2016

A French-Canadian streams who can obtain The Juice whenever he want, can attract all the ladies and men (gachiHyper) has a fanbase of sadge 14 year olds (me) trying to be cool
by BrotherMaN Bill November 24, 2020

by The Ferg October 23, 2006

A pertpetual neat nick phobia ridden person. Name comes from the Odd Couple Charecter, played on TV by Tony Randell.
Don't be such a Felix Ungar! The books are straight enough. The dishes are stacked just right. You don't have to iron your friggin socks!
by Senor February 7, 2004

He is the biggest wanker you will ever meet, He has zero sex life, He has no Girlfriend, He is also the most selfish and arrogant Fifa player you will ever meet. No one really likes him, he is always just kind of there. The cherry on top about Felix is that he is the most racist twat you'll meet. Don't meet a Felix Gutschmidt
by Felix is a cum sock June 4, 2020

by nigger child January 24, 2020

To ask a question that is completely ridiculous when you already know the answer to the question.
Making a statement that is factual and at the time very obvious.
Making a statement that is factual and at the time very obvious.
by JosVan84 May 5, 2018
