freeze the tortoise

To stop a conversation, because a) someone has said something incredibly awkward and/or disturbing or b) the conversation is inevitably leading that way.

When Mikey told me to "guard my carnal treasure" it really froze the tortoise.

by The Bard of Anon May 18, 2005

fajeez

Shortened "For the love of Jesus".

"Ed got a DUI last night."
"Oh, fajeez, there goes his delivery job."

"Where the hell are my shades??"
"They're on your head, dumbass."
"Oh, fajeez."

by Android883 July 7, 2009

Lil Freezi

A great rapper who was born in Panama. Has great swag and his current hit single is "Make it Snow". He is part of Young Money with Nicki Minjai and Lil Wayne.

Guy 1: "Dude, did you hear that hot track from Lil Freezi
Guy 2: "Yeah, but it wasnt hot, it was cold! Lil Freezi for life!"

by iamcooldude123 January 26, 2011

90 degree freezer

A person, especially a girl, who is always cold. The expression comes from the fact that this person could be freezing even if it was 90 degrees outside.

Man, no matter how hot it is outside, my girlfriend is always freezing. I tell you, she's a 90 degree freezer.

by Charles LeDoux January 6, 2008

A boot in the freezer

A saying for any object your parents, grandparents, ect. might find after you've thrown a massive party and think your in the clear.

We had a party a few years ago where we got busted for having the party a week later when my grandma found a pair of boots in the freezer.

"Man someone left a bag of Doritos under my parents bed"

"Totally a boot in the freezer"

by Ray Charles in a Maze November 23, 2011

The Brain Freeze Challenge

The Brain Freeze Challenge. One of the best and funniest challenges. Sit in a bloody freezing cold bath tub and answer questions until you get one correct. Created by Caspar Lee. You should go sub to his youtube channel: Caspar Lee. Yeah i just watched his new vid with Eva and came to make this Wiki page. Follow me on ig: julia.zanchetta

LOVE YOU CASPARRR

" Have you seen Caspar's new vid? It's The Brain Freeze Challenge again but with MyLifeAsEva this time!"

by Julia_zanch September 13, 2016

fap n' freeze

When it's -20 degrees fahrenheit and you have a fap attack (a sudden urge to masturbate) and you ejaculate while it instantly freezes as soon as it comes out of your penis

Cameron had to get stitches because he had to fap n' freeze.

by DigitalDebonair December 15, 2016