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National don’t fucking touch me day

On April 22 it’s national don’t fucking touch me day.
If someone tries to hug you on April 22 then you can slap them and say it’s national don’t fucking touch me day, and walk away.
by Hazelynn April 17, 2019
mugGet the National don’t fucking touch me daymug.

Fuck a furry day 4: Revenge of the Yiffs

on January 2nd, you are required to fuck a furry if they request it, whenever you like it or not. Same as most Fuck a furry days
Person 1: It's fuck a furry day 4: Revenge of the yiffs-
person 2: Nonononono not that shit again, i still need therapy from last time
person 2: please, i beg you, please please please
Person 1: You have to.
by Engineer (TF2) April 8, 2021
mugGet the Fuck a furry day 4: Revenge of the Yiffsmug.
On December 23, you must cease all arguments, memes and conversations about furries. This ropes in anti furries, too

Seriously just shut the fuck up about beating furries or being a furry and partaking in these god awful days
"ewww furry art, go kys"

"Careful, you aren't allowed to talk about furries on Shut the Fuck Up About Furries Seriously Just Shut the Fuck Up day"
by anonynonmous December 18, 2020
mugGet the Shut the fuck up about furries seriously just shut the fuck up daymug.

Fuck a furry day 2: Electric Boogaloo

The 1st of December is Fuck a furry day 2. The same rules apply to this day as the First Fuck a furry day. You cannot Resist.
Furry: Do you know what day it is?
Regular People: Wait... OH HELL N-
Furry: Yes, Fuck a furry day 2: Electric Boogaloo!
by Engineer (TF2) November 28, 2020
mugGet the Fuck a furry day 2: Electric Boogaloomug.

october 31 national fuck your neighbor day

october 31 also known as halloween is national fuck your neighbor day, we goin be outside anyway so might aswell knock on their door and be like "can i eat your chocolate" him- "ya here are some snickers and twix" you-"not those'' and then push him in his house and lock the door and go to his room and fuck him.
someone- 'what r u doing for halloween' me-its october 31 national fuck your neighbor day so i finna fuck him wbu'
by sama loves bennett October 21, 2020
mugGet the october 31 national fuck your neighbor daymug.
on december 23rd, you are required to fuck a furry if they request it, whenever you like it or not
Person 1: Hey person 2, did you know that december 23rd is Fuck a furry day 3: electric boogaloo: electric boogaloo
person 2: traumatized noises
person 2: i have done this twice in a row in a span of a year
by Henry Dickman December 14, 2020
mugGet the Fuck a furry day 3: electric boogaloo: electric boogaloomug.

December 5th fuck your roommate day

It’s the day all roommates who are secretly or not secretly gay to have sex with each other
Logan: Parker and Zack let’s have sex!
Parker: No I’m not gay
Logan: I am but it doesn’t matter it’s December 5th fuck your roommate day
Zack: Well Parker it is a holiday after all
Parker: But Logan my asshole still hurts from yesterday but oh well I’ll be walking like a penguin tomorrow
by Remmerr November 27, 2023
mugGet the December 5th fuck your roommate daymug.

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