by SippyLongHorn November 12, 2007

Someone who knowingly lets your peer through their window while they stick a dildo up their ass and doesn't call the cops.
by godlike71717 November 6, 2009

A TV show where the main characters seek to bang each other. Eventually Ross and Rachel get it on in the bed. Then Joey screws Rachel. Then Monica gets in bed with Chandler on some vacation thing. During the scene, Monica looks under the bed. You can see the shock on her face as she lays eyes on Chandler's schlong. Chandler also gets very excited at Monica's funbags. You can see his boner sticking through the sheets. Joey and Phoebe just go and screw other random people that are in like 2 episodes. After the show they probably went and hat wild bestiality sex though. You could tell. In the end they had one giant orgy.
by XSGame September 22, 2005

Yo, these are my friends, who are yours?
by ArnavKhurana March 20, 2016

(Noun)
A good friend is a person who knows your best stories, your best friend has lived them with you. A friend is a person who you are attached to. They will always be there for you, no matter the situation. A friend will help you, even when they dont know how to help. Beware of fake friends, they will destroy you, see enemies. A friend is pretty much someone you can't live without.
Thanks Derek, for being the truly awesomely friend of all.
A good friend is a person who knows your best stories, your best friend has lived them with you. A friend is a person who you are attached to. They will always be there for you, no matter the situation. A friend will help you, even when they dont know how to help. Beware of fake friends, they will destroy you, see enemies. A friend is pretty much someone you can't live without.
Thanks Derek, for being the truly awesomely friend of all.
Mom: We have to go to South Carolina for Christmas, it's the only time we can be together as a whole family
Me: Of course we can't do it without my friend!
Me: Of course we can't do it without my friend!
by YouAreReadingThisLongName December 25, 2013

A friend isn't just anyone.It's someone who cheers you up. Someone who you know is the only one crazier than you. Someone who will stick up for you. Someone who will tell you there problems and deepest secrets. Friends are hard to find. I would know.
by Melody Sorgatz August 29, 2018

A “Friend” is someone who you can open up to, someone who talks to you frequently and hangs out with you. A Friend is someone who texts you to check on you to see if you’re doing good. If you know someone who isn’t like any of these then they’re considered an acquaintance, not a friend.
Personally I don’t have any friends. I consider them acquaintances. They never text me, want to hang out, and never check up on me.
by Yvngdaggerdixk July 22, 2019
