fatherlessly

Ones actions that prove that they lack of a father in their life

Hey bro did u see that hoe on ig yeah man she was acting fatherlessly.

by Solo_Abyss May 31, 2023

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Fatherlessness

A euphemism for 'Not having authority over men who aren't willing to be one of my sycophants.'

Hym "And whose fault is the fatherlessness crisis? Is it 7 baby mama Kat Williams' fault? Is it 7 baby mama Elon's fault? Or is it 0 baby mama Hym Iam's fault? Is Elon a piece of shit, Jordan? For contributing to the fatherlessness? No? Isn't just incumbent on everyone else to not even want to do that and it isn't the fault of the guys who actually did it and they don't have to do anything right? Society has to cater to the fat cock retards because if we don't then there is a fatherlessness crisis."

by Hym Iam August 21, 2024

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Hey, you know what ALSO coincides with the average income by race?

Hym "You see it, right? The fatherlessness rate by race... Coincides with with the average income by race (inversely)... Which ALSO COINCIDES... With the average DICK SIZE by race! They're just fucking the fat-cocks indiscriminately! Look at this fucking guy I work with... He looks like Taylor Swifts stalker. The literal difference between being Taylor Swifts stalker and fucking all the women is a fat-cock. It's literally that. Critical fat-cock theory: The ultimate and most-correct dating theory! And then they run out of fat-cocks... And they're like 'WhErE dId AlL tHe GoOd mEn Go!?' 😭 (👈right there is the fat-cock withdrawal)"

Wahmen "Well maybe if you give me access to all of your money... Indefinitely... And continue to do that even if I stop fucking you... THEN... Then I'll fuck you..."

Hym "Nope! Not happening bitch! You get the fuck right up out of here with that shit! You need to fuck. And then you can have a wage proportional to performing the task. Correct again bitch! Correct again!"

by Hym Iam June 14, 2024

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