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Fedophile

A deep state plot between the United States government, the LGBTQIA+ community, CSPAN and liberally minded YouTube creators to groom children into believing it's okay to not be straight.
Bro 1: "Hey bro, did you hear about the high school library with a cartoon depiction of someone giving a plastic stick a blowjob?"

Bro 2: "Yeah bro, they're all apart of the Fedophile's plan."
by ReaganlnTheMoney June 27, 2023
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Fedophile

When dudes show up in Watertown WI in black shirts, masks, matching khaki pants, black flags with swastikas, and chant "Blood blood blood!" "US or the PEDOPHILES!" "NO PEDOS ON OUR STREETS!" it's clear that they're EITHER federal agents tasked with Harvesting the Hate, and letting a thousand Anti-Pedo flowers bloom, OR organic and sincere community-based activists, who just happen to find public discussion of pedophilia exciting.
Calling them #Fedophiles is annoying either way.
If they're FEDS, they're annoyed at being exposed as such.
If they're grassroots activists, they're annoyed at being described as government toys, NPC's.
When the #Fedophiles showed up in Watertown, WI, the witty response would have been to counter-chat at them:
#FEDOPHILES!
Blood blood blood?

More like ERECTION ERECTION ERECTION!

Harvest the Hate!
Harvest the Hate!
Hatin' on PEDOS makes the COUNT-TREE GREAT!

. . . this done in a heavily ironic, heartily affectionate tone, to reflect the understanding that the first step in coming out as a boy-lover, is processing the internal pedo-phobia by doing a lot of external #pedotoileting.
by Didaskalos July 30, 2023
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FEDOPHILE

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*noun* Used in placement of the word dildo.

Ex. *Stop using your fadoodle stick and head downstairs!*

*exclamation - **Holy** Fadoodle Sticks* Used in placement of common exclamations involving cuss words, such as *holy shit*.

Ex. *Holy Fadoodle Sticks! That girl is hot!*
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Hey, look at those fadupers
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Fadoodle

To mess around, play freely, but only after having permission.
Kids, go upstairs and fadoodle please.”
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how u doing in bandra
fadoter ma brother
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