C.F.M.

"CFM" stands for "Come Fuck Me, an adjective most commonly applied to shoes, specifically pumps. I believe the concept first emerged among urban gay men. I used the female pronoun in the sample sentence due to the gay male convention of referring to each other as "she."

She thinks she's hot in those C.F.M. pumps, but they make her walk like a crippled cow."

by Oh Mary June 1, 2018

C.F.

Cunts fucked

“Don’t go into that special school all the kids there have C.F.”
“What’s C.F.?”
“Cunts fucked”

by Muntcuncher October 10, 2018

T.G.I.C.F.

Thank God it's CYNFUL Friday!

T.G.I.C.F. Thank God it's CYNFUL Friday, Have a CYNFULLY gr8 day/weekend, & be a bit CYNFUL while UR at it...

by Cynful Kitty May 27, 2010

F.I.C.

Friends In Common

Used mostly with facebook. For the lazy people to abbreviate it.

I have 193 F.I.C. with Bob.

by Tankyou. October 5, 2010

F.A.C.E

face is a subculture that can't really be labeled. it stands for freaking awesome crazy epicness. these people can't be put in any other social group

person 1:are you emo?
person 2: I don't know
person 3:oooh i know! you're F.A.C.E.

by purplegrrrl1107 January 9, 2011

I.F.L.C

The I.F.L.C (I F*^kin' Love Cilantro - Facebook Group)is a rival extremist opponent of the ultimately superior I.F.H.C. Formed in 2007, this cantankerous, crotchety and often ornery group rarely play by any rules. The I.F.L.C members odd-ball antics and borderline psychotic rants have drawn the disdain and skepticism of many.

As just a small example of the atrocities committed by the I.F.L.C - In 1997, under the veil and secrecy of a different name, they were cited by W.H.O for horrible and indecent crimes against Guacamole.

Through the struggles of the I.F.H.C - the fight for the freedom of Guacamole rages to this day.

This group has also been known to turn Pesto into Pestilence.

"The I.F.L.C are sheer lunatics. If Guantanamo wasn't so damn full already, we'd be locking these people up and throwing away the key." ~George W. Bush to C.N.N News~

by Korey Andersshitty June 5, 2007

f.u.c.k.

1)to have sex
2)to mess with i.e. "why u fuckin wit me"

1)in old days in some kingdom people were not allowed to have sex without permission of the king. thus they had to paint on their doors when they got permission "fornication under consideration of the king" f.u.c.k.
2)you dont wanna fuck wit me

by macaca October 29, 2006