don't even trip

trip joke,joking,messing,kidding,playing

Dan:I just saw your girl with another guy at the mall!!
Kurt: Don't even trip! ..You're trippin right?

by Kelse November 30, 2003

Literally can't even

A state of absurdity that one "literatlly can't even"... Process, fathom, or deal with.

Donald Trump's presidency is an insult to American intelligence; I literally can't even.

by keepthew!ldw!ld July 10, 2017

Can't even know

The inability to be able to relate to something.

Unable to answer a question.

a: Do you know when the train comes.
b: Man, I can't even know.

by Pete Fresh July 05, 2007

cant even know

A phrase commonly used by a slightly mental young man who remarkably resembles a smelly cave-dwelling mammal. Used to express great amounts of anger and frustration when no other words will come to mind. For best results, combine with the phrase "dont even swell". Feel free to add other words as you see fit.

"I get laid"
"Are you sure? I cant think of anyone who would want to do something like that to you."
"Cant...not...even...know...just...NO!"

by Mr. Fields May 09, 2005

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by iowe odsehvjdfnsdkjfnsdk.fn June 10, 2019

don't even trip

1. Used to tell someone not to jack them around or lie to them and/or make excuses.
2. In reference to a "drug" in question that someone has led someone else to believe gets you really high but the user knows from experience that it doesn't.

1. Don't even trip foo. I saw yo ass yesterday fuckin around wit my hoes.
2. What the fuck do you sniff sharpies fo? That shit don't even trip!

by mandi November 28, 2003

don't even trip

Don't mess around; Don't lie.

Are you serious? LaQuanda slept with 5 guys last night? Don't even trip cuz I'mma bout to call her.. so if you playing, I'mma beat you.

by Shadae November 30, 2003