march of the elephants

When a group of males march on their hands and knees in a circle, naked, while holding on to the penis of the person marching in front of them.

This usually happens during a group, club, or fraternity hazing.

Billy: what did you have to do to get into the secret society last semester?

Tommy: don't tell anyone... but they had us do the march of the elephants blindfolded! Jimmy totally got a boner!

by scrandyrandy November 28, 2015

elephant foot

The fatter cousin of the camel toe. The pussy area of a fat chick. Commonly seen at Walmarts around the country, and can be an extension of the FUPA.

That chick was so fat her camel toe turned into an elephant foot.

by The real Harry T Bagger October 20, 2013

Elephant racing

The act of big rig semi-trucks slowly passing each other on the freeway, obstructing private motorists and substantially slowing the overall speed of traffic.

German origin.

My commute took forty minutes longer than expected because all of the damn elephant racing.

by connorology March 21, 2017

Elephant Throttling

When you hook up with a land whale and you go full ham into her asshole.

Last night I went elephant throttling with Betty from fat camp, shit's honestly lit!

by MereMoneyWitAPony42069GangGang May 26, 2019

Elephant Slovak Cock

David Dobriks ginormous slovak cock 🤤

Jesus, David Dobriks Elephant slovak cock looks so hot!

by ATL.CARTIER November 21, 2019

The Elephant

A traditional dance move originating in the Ivory Coast in which one crosses said arms gangnam style, bends over as if to jersey turnpike, and proceeds to bounce that with arms draped from the face.

Yo man I was at that party last night and all dem bitches was doin The Elephant!

by RelaxingCow January 19, 2013

Drunken Elephant

When you teabag someone in the Roman War Helmet formation (placing one testical in each eye so the penis hangs down the nose to resemble a Roman War Helmet) and they begin to struggle causing your now flaccid member to bounce about Thierry face like the trunk of a stumbling drunk elephant.

I had her in a perfect Roman war helmet until she awoke horrified and it devolved into a drunken elephant, she sucks.

by Torrid Feltchgoddess January 8, 2018