when one is unable to reach their destination (climax) so she has to aggressively manipulate by hand until everything breaks free
Her Suez Canal felt so good I wanted to stay in there forever, but she wanted me to finish (I suspect to let others in) so she gave me the old “Egyptian Tugboat”.
by MiBest March 29, 2021
when one is unable to reach their destination (climax) so she has to aggressively manipulate by hand until everything breaks free
Her Suez Canal felt so good I wanted to stay in there forever, but she wanted me to finish (I suspect to let others in) so she gave me the old “Egyptian Tugboat”.
by MiBest March 29, 2021
When you've got a rumbling tummy and are sitting on the toilet and feel the urge to blow chunks - effectively ejecting on both ends. Phrase typically associated with the physical reenactment during conversation
*definition relates to hand gestures during conversation*
“Yeah man, last night was rough. I was sitting on the toilet and all of a sudden had to puke- losing it on both ends”
“Oh man, that’s tough. Basically you were just walking like an Egyptian?”
“Exactly… tough night”
“Yeah man, last night was rough. I was sitting on the toilet and all of a sudden had to puke- losing it on both ends”
“Oh man, that’s tough. Basically you were just walking like an Egyptian?”
“Exactly… tough night”
by JLOBSTER April 01, 2023
The act of sneaking up behind an unsuspected target (male or female) and grabbing their genitals from behind with a hook shapped arm inbetween their legs.
The egyptian part of the name relates to how the egyptians would insert a hook into a dead persons ass to remove their organs.
The egyptian part of the name relates to how the egyptians would insert a hook into a dead persons ass to remove their organs.
by yung chri$t May 30, 2018
<.7.9.7.6.>Egyptian Like Crafting Mucus Art Called Booger Artistry, Also Known As "'Halcyon'"<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Egyptian Like Crafting Mucus Art Called Booger Artistry, Also Known As "'Halcyon'"<.7.9.7.6.>
by AnudaJaniceRobles June 08, 2025
An Egyptian who has lived in the Western world so long they are afraid to go to the motherland due to lack of Air Conditioning.
by Madas October 21, 2013
when someone wraps them self in a blanket so tight that they resemble a mummy and they fart repeatedly.
by Madam S December 01, 2009