The act of sitting down on the toilet, placing your hand 8 inches below your turd-cutter, and shitting in you hand. Then proceeding to Ram it right back up into your asshole.
by G-MackBoy6969 May 29, 2018
Get the Dodge Rammug. An archaic literary device referring to a scenario where an unpopular antagonist narrowly averts some kind of humiliating or catastrophic event to the great disappointment of the reader/audience.
Most recently this phrase has been used in a strikingly specific connection to the December 14 "shoegate" incident where an Iraqi reporter threw his shoes at George W bush shouting "here is your goodbye kiss dawg," but unfortunately missing on both attempts to the disappointment of billions of spectators worldwide.
Most recently this phrase has been used in a strikingly specific connection to the December 14 "shoegate" incident where an Iraqi reporter threw his shoes at George W bush shouting "here is your goodbye kiss dawg," but unfortunately missing on both attempts to the disappointment of billions of spectators worldwide.
Dave: "Did you hear Dick got Hottits Tammy fired for screwing up the cover sheets on his TPS reports."
Bob: "He's such a jackass. I can't believe he dodged the shoe on that one."
Dave: "And now there's no more Hottits. George Bush is a fag."
Bob: "He's such a jackass. I can't believe he dodged the shoe on that one."
Dave: "And now there's no more Hottits. George Bush is a fag."
by oh come on who throws a shoe December 21, 2008
Get the Dodged The Shoemug. Line of pick-up trucks, notorious for being cheaply made, and uglier than a red-headed 60yr old prostitute.
Also available with the 5.7 HEMI motor, although most dodge owners, driving a lifted half-ton, with marker lights and stickers all over the back window, have no idea what HEMI means.
Also available with the 5.7 HEMI motor, although most dodge owners, driving a lifted half-ton, with marker lights and stickers all over the back window, have no idea what HEMI means.
Douchebag -"Dude, my lifted Dodge Ram HEMI is soooo sick, it's F-ckin' strong bra"
Average Pick up driver - "My Silverado can actually carry shit in the back.... and the only 'bra' around here is the cum-stained one your girlfriend left in my glovebox"
Average Pick up driver - "My Silverado can actually carry shit in the back.... and the only 'bra' around here is the cum-stained one your girlfriend left in my glovebox"
by dirty chubb November 25, 2010
Get the Dodge Rammug. The Neon, depending on what year, can be very efficient and reliable. Highway miles ranging form the mid thirties and up to low forties have been recorded. Homely in its appearance, the car is well worth it in the long run.
by Nottheone505 July 5, 2008
Get the dodge Neonmug. 1) Avoiding the person you are semi-embarrassed for having been involved with, as in a one night stand.
2) Avoiding the spouse or significant other.
2) Avoiding the spouse or significant other.
1) "Man, I just managed to dodge the dog. Lucky you were here to talk to so I didn't have to acknowledge that dude I hooked up with last week."
2) Joe: You having dinner at home with the wife, aren't you?
Jim: Nah I'm dodging the dog tonight and was gonna come play poker with you and the guys.
2) Joe: You having dinner at home with the wife, aren't you?
Jim: Nah I'm dodging the dog tonight and was gonna come play poker with you and the guys.
by tsukoi August 18, 2011
Get the Dodge the Dogmug. The roll of flesh that one sees when a female wears a top that shows her bear midriff. That roll of flesh resembles a bumper on a dodge-em car.
by Biff Monroe August 26, 2003
Get the dodge emmug. When in a crowd of people travelling through a door, one does not push the door open enough for the next person, but instead, leaps through so it hits the person behind.
by Samurai_Crisp April 21, 2006
Get the Door Dodgemug.