the pony diet

the pony diet food consists of,
fruit gushers,
and mountain dew

the pony diet activities consist of,
hacking,
playing call of duty,
and hanging out with big tim.

doctor: after i had a patient try out the pony diet, they died. so dont do it.

by lil wils dougie July 28, 2010

Diet Nigga

A term that generalizes the words used by white people that refer to black people, such as brotha or homie, rather than using the word nigga. A less offensive alternative or watered down version of the word nigga. The white person uses this term in fear of backlash for using the word nigga.

Person 1: "When a white man comes up to me and says 'what's up brotha' all I hear is diet nigga."
Person 2: "I be feeling that."

by chiraqgamer69 October 26, 2019

Fatkins Diet

The opposite of just about any diet. Eating whatever you want and generally relying on your metabolism to keep you fit.

"Man, I've lost 1O lbs on this new diet I started!"
"Dang dude, I've tried so many different diets, what's yours called?"
"The Fatkins Diet."
"Fatkins? What do you eat?"
"Mostly Mountain Dew and candy."

by MetaEnder November 29, 2009

diet coke

a beverage ordered by women who are ona diet after they order SEVERAL MENU ITEMS

i will have a slice of pie and diet coke

by 69 July 23, 2003

Diet Pirate

When you try to shed some timber and a colleague or family member asks if you fancy some cake or any other heart attack inducing snacks.

(man 1.) My healthy eating plan was going so well before some stupid cow in the office waddled in, armed with some of the finest cakes ive ever seen... i snaffled the lot...

(Man 2.) damn bitch, what a f*cking diet pirate!!

by KungFuDangerous October 9, 2009

Diet Brooklyn

synonym for Staten Island, which is a lesser more suburban version of Brooklyn in NYC.

"I can't stand the fuckin traffic in Diet Brooklyn"

by Pbo August 1, 2005

diet snap

When you say 'snap', it can mean 'sweet':

Person 1: I just hooked up with the hottest girl of my life!
Person 2: Oh snap!

When you say 'diet snap', it means 'unsweet':

Person 1: I think she might have given me an STD...
Person 2: Diet snap!

Everyone should try to incorporate diet snap into their everyday lives. I can assure you the impact is snap.

Also of note is the fact that snap and diet snap can be abbreviated into S and DS respectively when one needs to be brief.

Gators=basketball champs+football champs+basketball champs= snap
Winter weather in St. Louis= diet snap

by Dr.Bob December 25, 2008