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Designerzilla

An overzealous, crazy designer what continually monitors the web for people infringing on his/her copyright.
Did you see that girl used her designs? She went designerzilla on her!
by elaine b. March 22, 2008
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designated roller

when you smoke too much weed you need someone to role you another J because it would be to fucking hard.
Jesse- hey Nolan you want to be my designated roller.
Nolan- no man i cant Roll
by Connervm13 February 23, 2009
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design porn

A collection of websites and magazines that cater to those who lust after interior design objects and styles, even-especially- when they can't afford it. Similar to a foodie, but focused on interior design.
Apartment Therapy is great design porn, but sometimes I just want to read Architectural Digest.
by sandyliz October 3, 2009
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designated dance partner (DDP)

A good friend who you can always find in the middle of the dancefloor when it is time to get down. No matter how the night is going, you can always count on them to be on the dancefloor busting moves with you.
The night really got going when I ran into my designated dance partner (DDP) Kelsey and she dragged me out on the dance floor.
by LuckyLep December 16, 2011
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designated minority

The single nonasian minority, often a hispanic, who is in an honors/advanced/AP class. Put in the class for artificial diversity.
"Wow, who's the guy in AP calc with a 1.8 GPA?"
"Oh, that's just gorge, he's our designated minority
by sethsupreme January 3, 2012
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designsters

A group of persons who eat, sleep, dream and live design. Design is their all, their everything.
The designsters created an awesome website for me!

There are designers, then there are designsters; the ultimate designerati and opposite of designerrhea.
by RoBerto October 23, 2013
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Unintelligent Design

Unintelligent Design is the antithesis of, "Intelligent Design" theory.

UD is the affirmation that while a Supreme all knowing (Omniscient), all powerful (Omnipotent), ever present (Omnipresent), higher power created all that exists (Omnigenesis), that when it came to inhabiting the earth with what became/changed to/evolved as homo sapiens (us), it fucked up big time!

It created us to be like itself, but stupid. So that we weren't like that Intelligent Designer at all. Then it cursed us as sinners, because the first Mom of us all ate an apple and became smarter than creator dad. And that pissed off dad, who cursed humans for eternity, because Omniscience likes to play dirty.
And then, in an act of second-thought, the designer sent himself to the world he created sinful himself and suffered and died, to lift the curse of sin he bestowed himself. So that those who believed that was love, would be saved from himself.
So once dead, human souls could leave the unintelligent design they'd been living in and move in with the designer of that debacle, for eternity! Think of the fun! Think of the amount of Rubik's cubes laying around to be played with. Think of all those virgins getting deflowered by pasted together formerly exploded meaty pieces, from that other unintelligently designed neighborhood. If the designer fucked up making a garden paradise, think of how perfect heaven stands a chance of being.

Atheism, anyone!?

Ahwoman!
"I'm a natural born sinner, by unintelligent design."

Salvation is a method of saving the world from god, so he can be excused from unintelligently designing the world to be sinful and in need of saving from himself.

God is god by unintelligent design

I think, therefore I beat the odds of unintelligent design.

Jesus saves me from reality, by design.
by Uber Duck September 10, 2010
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