1) A large hub airport in Colorado famous for being far from the city of Denver itself and trapping helpless passengers for days at a time.
2) A sleepless hell-vortex near Colorado prone to ill weather and cranky travelers.
2) A sleepless hell-vortex near Colorado prone to ill weather and cranky travelers.
Dude, I have not slept in 23 hours thanks to the Denver Airport and i want to murder that Albanian couples baby who by some freak defect is able to cry on a triple dose of Dramamine.
by Brigadier General brown-ops March 24, 2010
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The FedEx driver, local terminal, and customer service's combined incompetence, lack of communication, and apathy earned them the Delbert Award this week. I watched in horror as the tracking info on the website showed me that for 2 days in a row my package, a shipment of sensitive equipment was bouncing around inside a FedEx van because the driver couldn't be bothered to make the delivery.
He was SO disgusted with his cell phone service provider's crappy service, he nominated them for the Delbert Award on myspace.
He was SO disgusted with his cell phone service provider's crappy service, he nominated them for the Delbert Award on myspace.
by ElKrampo7 September 17, 2006
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a really hyper 6 year old boy who's really obsessed with space, and has a twin sister.
he cares way too much about what you think of him and will cry if you insult him.
he also thinks aliens are real, but shhh don't tell him the truth.
he cares way too much about what you think of him and will cry if you insult him.
he also thinks aliens are real, but shhh don't tell him the truth.
"oh hey! look over there, it's our buddy Denver!"
"Denver was just telling me facts he knows about space!"
"Denver was just telling me facts he knows about space!"
by Dev?? April 19, 2019
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A Covid-19 denier/ Covid-19 dimwit is someone that illogically does/did one or more of the following:
1. Didn’t change their lifestyle in any way after learning about Covid, and still leaves the house at least once a day for non work related activities (including parties, vacations, social gatherings in public, etc.)
2. Believes Covid-19 is a hoax and therefore does nothing to stop the spread, likely killing people along the way.
3. Believes that putting a piece of cloth over their face is the government “trying to control” their breathing (whatever that means).
In summary:
These are people who don’t value any human life besides their own.
Some characteristics that can help you spot a Covid denier/ Covid dimwit are as follows:
Stands directly next to people in public, wears no mask, probably killed your grandma or immunocompromised sibling, is spotted in large groups of people- all without masks, make people who are actually quarantining want to shit down their throat. Basically they do everything that the people who are staying home and actually trying to stop the virus wish they could do. All while very likely killing multiple people and somehow not giving a single shit.
Advice for Covid deniers- Don’t want to wear a mask? That’s fine as long as you STAY THE FUCK INSIDE!
A Covid-19 denier/ Covid-19 dimwit is someone that illogically does/did one or more of the following:
1. Didn’t change their lifestyle in any way after learning about Covid, and still leaves the house at least once a day for non work related activities (including parties, vacations, social gatherings in public, etc.)
2. Believes Covid-19 is a hoax and therefore does nothing to stop the spread, likely killing people along the way.
3. Believes that putting a piece of cloth over their face is the government “trying to control” their breathing (whatever that means).
In summary:
These are people who don’t value any human life besides their own.
Some characteristics that can help you spot a Covid denier/ Covid dimwit are as follows:
Stands directly next to people in public, wears no mask, probably killed your grandma or immunocompromised sibling, is spotted in large groups of people- all without masks, make people who are actually quarantining want to shit down their throat. Basically they do everything that the people who are staying home and actually trying to stop the virus wish they could do. All while very likely killing multiple people and somehow not giving a single shit.
Advice for Covid deniers- Don’t want to wear a mask? That’s fine as long as you STAY THE FUCK INSIDE!
Using Covid-19 Denier or Covid-19 Dimwit in a sentence:
Person with a conscience: “Hey where did you go last night?”
Covid-19 dimwit: “Aw dude I went to this sick ass party everyone was smoking and drinking together. It was lit!“
Person with a conscience: “Wow I didn’t know you were a covid dimwit stay away from me I don’t want to get my family sick you fucking maniac.”
Covid-19 dimwit: “I wasn’t even there for that long bro 🤪”
“Bro if I hear one more Covid-19 denier say they’re not wearing a mask because it “infringes in their rights” imma have to go off on them. “
Person with a conscience: “Hey where did you go last night?”
Covid-19 dimwit: “Aw dude I went to this sick ass party everyone was smoking and drinking together. It was lit!“
Person with a conscience: “Wow I didn’t know you were a covid dimwit stay away from me I don’t want to get my family sick you fucking maniac.”
Covid-19 dimwit: “I wasn’t even there for that long bro 🤪”
“Bro if I hear one more Covid-19 denier say they’re not wearing a mask because it “infringes in their rights” imma have to go off on them. “
by Jamie1275 July 21, 2020
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Opening that Tiffany box your boyfriend gave you for your birthday, only to find a steaming pile of hangover shits inside.
by whydidimovehere June 24, 2016
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Denver is fucking awesome and sexy!
by Black & Jacked April 20, 2017
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